Good wishes aren't always good wishes

First I will not call you Wakko, and second, granted, but your lucky ha'penny is worth nothing; you don't get good luck, but bad luck.

I wish I had a Pancham in my room.
 
Granted, but they lose every World Series after.

I wish that SARS-CoV-2 would stop.
 
Granted, it is actually made of pure water
I wish they brought back Sprite Remix and Coke doesn't discontinue it ever again
Granted, they discountine it anyway
I wish the person below says something good about the person above
 
Granted, but your let's plays won't be popular at all.

I wish I would have every Mario game in existence.
 
Granted, not just does that mean experiencing the bad ones, but also now your room's door is blocked because of how many there are (congratulations you quarantined yourself in the middle of quarantine).

I wish all this school bullshit I'm going through just straight up ends.
 
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