Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Moldomré]

Granted. We don't get the awesome sequel and the MCU declines with all projects after Spider Man: Far From Home.

I wish I had the money to buy the OG Luigi's Mansion AND the entire Agents of SHIELD series on DVD.

 

[Sp00kDragon]

Granted, someone hacked the Luigi's Mansion, making it impossible, and the DVD is broken and there is no way to replace it

I wish that more people played my games.

 

[PanchamBro]

Granted, now it has a cringey fanbase.

I wish Deltarune does not have a cringey fanbase.

 

[Noct]

Granted, it makes you wince instead.

I wish it was December already.

 

[Koops]

Granted, you just deleted Thanksgiving.

I wish for some beauty to grace my ears.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, it's really painful and can't be cured.

I wish it was Christmas right now.

 

[London Parris]

Granted, but The Grinch takes all the presents away.
I wish I had a bar of gold.

 

[Noct]

Granted, Wario dressed as the Grinch steals it.

I wish for a Callie Amiibo.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted. You get a figurine instead. It's no amiibo, but hey, it looks kinda cool. But you can't scan it.

I wish for good grades.

 

[Koops]

Granted, but you get no intellectual gain because of that.

I wish my foot is better before long.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, but now your other foot hurts instead of your right one.

I wish I was the fastest thing alive.

 

[Moldomré]

Granted. You die trying to save a yellow rat.

I wish I was better at using GIMP.