Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but the ingredients were changed so much that you won't like it.

I wish there was no Nintendo Direct next week.
 
Granted, now we'll never know if we'll ever get Paper Mario 6, Starfox Switch, The second fighters pass character in smash.........

I wish pretty much the opposite (that there is a Direct next week)
 
Granted, but Paper Mario 6, Star Fox Switch, and the second fighter DLC aren't revealed.

I wish that the next Paper Mario is a return to form (like TTYD and the original).
 
Granted, but there's a lot of stuff that was removed. There are no partners, no collectibles (so you're basically just adventuring for no reason), and there's no threat.

I wish I could afford a Snes mini after completing World of Light 100%.
 
I could've granted your wish, but you didn't grant my wish at all (yeah you're supposed to say the above wish was granted and corrupting it, I mean I would've liked it if you actually rebutted my wish with something along the lines of "Everyone now knows the spoilers for Metroid Prime 4")

I wish I had a dolphin.
 
Granted, you became greedy and everyone hates you. (That's honestly sad)

I wish for an Eshop card.