Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Banjo

GUH-UH!
Granted, It's just a clone of Incineroar, and it's not creative.

I wish for Mario Maker 3 (anything could happen, right?)
 

Yoshi the SSM

I'm Yoshi the Space Station Manager from the wiki.
Granted. Now, SMM2 is the 3DS version and SMM3 is the Nintendo Switch version. Oh, and nothing has changed besides the names.

I wish for the next user to get a year's supply of their favorite fruit, and one week's worth is delivered every Monday. And you don't have to share with me.
 

J-Yoshi64

Always remembering Walkazo
Granted. I've never been able to settle on a single favorite fruit. (Though maybe that just means a different fruit every week.)

I wish my hands weren't so dry.
 

The Forums Bros.

Stay determined, Walkazo.
Granted, hope you like wet hands. Ha ha get it because Minecraft song title okay I'll stop.

I wish there was a potato in my house right now.
 
If you like to waltz with potatoes up and down the produce aisle, then I have the show for you.
Granted. Anyway, you unfortunately run out of food and must sacrifice the potato in order to live.

I wish that I could talk to tomatoes.
 

Banjo

GUH-UH!
Granted, tomatoes insult you because you ate members of their species.

I wish for a new Sonic Movie trailer, because right now, we're just stuck on a creepy poster.
 

Banjo

GUH-UH!
Granted, the animals insult you.

I wish Smash Ultimate was actually THE ultimate smash game, considering they took out some game modes and stuff.
 

Doctor Healmore

Shine Sprite
Poll Committee
Granted, it was in development, but it was too much and soon they outright canceled it.

I wish Kirby Tilt 'n' Tumble 2 was actually released. I don't care how bad it might be, I just want to play it.
 

Banjo

GUH-UH!
Granted, it's a Japan-only game and now you need to go to Japan to even play it.

I wish Cuphead was in Smash. (Seriously though, I found him the perfect moveset)
 

Doctor Healmore

Shine Sprite
Poll Committee
Cuphead said:
I wish Cuphead was in Smash. (Seriously though, I found him the perfect moveset)
Granted, he's bottom tier by a landslide and is outright stated to be intentionally weak, much like Pichu in Melee.

I wish that the next Mario & Luigi game is an actually new game and not a remake.
 

Jigglypurin

My cursor has blood on it.
Banned User
(Good wishes aren't always good wishes) oooooooooooooof

Oh, you mean like A Link Between Worlds, where it's a remake but with radically different objectives? Granted.


I wish for the localization of Mother 3.
 

Doctor Healmore

Shine Sprite
Poll Committee
Granted. It's a broken mess, translation included, and you're really better off playing the Japanese version.

I wish for a penny.
 

Banjo

GUH-UH!
Granted, it's covered in trash, as it stayed on the ground for a long time.

I wish Incineroar's up special got more buffed (don't really care but whatever)
 

Doctor Healmore

Shine Sprite
Poll Committee
Granted. It's so powerful that Incineroar dominates the Ultimate metagame, even moreso than Meta Knight in Brawl, and gets banned from every tournament ruleset in existence. He is even frowned upon to use in casual matches.

I wish that I was a ghost.
 

Jigglypurin

My cursor has blood on it.
Banned User
Dream Stone Spirit said:
Granted. It's a broken mess, translation included, and you're really better off playing the Japanese version.
Honestly, I'd probably rather play that than an actually good translation like Tomato's.


Granted. Now you sleep for two minutes a day.


I wish for immortality.
 

Banjo

GUH-UH!
Granted, but everything around you is dying and everything and now your life sucks.

I wish I didn't have to wait forever to get a new Nintendo console.
 

Jigglypurin

My cursor has blood on it.
Banned User
Granted. Now you have to wait forever and a day.

I wish for Dragon Quest to be renamed back to Dragon Warrior.
 

Jigglypurin

My cursor has blood on it.
Banned User
Granted.
Five years later, Tony Stark accidentally snaps you out of existence.

I wish Sonic '06 was remastered, glitches and all.
 

Banjo

GUH-UH!
Granted. The game still sucks. That's something you can't fix.

I wish the Switch Online wasn't payable (and doesn't suck)
 
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