Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, it's so acclaimed that all future Mario Karts are 2D sprite based with identical gameplay.

I wish I could spawn chicken sandwiches with the snap of a finger
 
Granted, they're raw so you have to cook them before you can eat them.

I wish I could make tables better for my Keyboarding class.
 
Granted. Sadly, all your friends don't pass and now you're alone in your grade.

I wish I could just get that frikkin' PAL switch eshop.
 
Granted you would have spent all of your money at the eshop.

I really wish I could be cured of my current cold.
 
Granted, you get absolutely nothing for the rest of your life.

I wish I could time travel.
 
Granted, you can only travel forward five seconds at a time.

I wish I had more Twitter followers.
 
Granted, you just got followed by everyone in the U.S. Congress.

I wish I could finally get that stupid green chair in ACNL
 
Granted, you accidentally delete your file and lose it.

I wish I were good at speedrunning.
 
Granted, you get so good at speedrunning that you end up always speedrunning and never enjoy anything else. Good-bye exploration, a good story, and all those hidden secrets (unless it is a 100% speedrun).

I wish the inhabitants of Beanbean Kingdom (not the Toads of that game) could appear in more games.
 
Granted, you can only change one of your limbs every 24 hours.

I wish could make mods for games.
 
Granted, they're not good and the public hates them.

I wish the same thing Dimentiorules wished, just whenever I want.
 
Granted. Doing it too frequently puts an unhealthy strain on your body and you can seriously mess yourself up.

I wish I knew what to post next in my Mario Kart thread.
 
J-Yoshi64 said:
Granted. Doing it too frequently puts an unhealthy strain on your body and you can seriously mess yourself up.
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I would just not do it too often then :P

Granted, you know but then you forget and you never remember.

I wish I had a popular Discord server.
 
Granted, the Diasy fanbase drags you deep down in the void of daisyness, wiping out every single memory of your life, except Daisy.

I wish For the old man's paraglide without having to find three shrines in BotW.
 
Granted, it is down to two. And the one that is gone is the bomb one. (You will never receive that awesome power)

I wish I could get an actual autographs, one for each of the color Yoshis (none of which are fake).
 
Granted, but someone steals them out of jealousy and burns them down after realizing they don't need it.

I wish MK8D was actually challenging to come in 1st place.
 
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