Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, it's so acclaimed that all future Mario Karts are 2D sprite based with identical gameplay.

I wish I could spawn chicken sandwiches with the snap of a finger

 

[Polymorph]

Granted, they're raw so you have to cook them before you can eat them.

I wish I could make tables better for my Keyboarding class.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. It's the wrong definition of table.

I wish I do well in my upcoming classes

 

[Koops]

Granted. Sadly, all your friends don't pass and now you're alone in your grade.

I wish I could just get that frikkin' PAL switch eshop.

 

[MsRetroGeek]

Granted you would have spent all of your money at the eshop.

I really wish I could be cured of my current cold.

 

[Mintiously]

Granted, you get the flu straight after.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Fanny]

Granted, you get absolutely nothing for the rest of your life.

I wish I could time travel.

 

[Polymorph]

Granted, you can only travel forward five seconds at a time.

I wish I had more Twitter followers.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted, you just got followed by everyone in the U.S. Congress.

I wish I could finally get that stupid green chair in ACNL

 

[Polymorph]

Granted, you accidentally delete your file and lose it.

I wish I were good at speedrunning.

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

Granted, you get so good at speedrunning that you end up always speedrunning and never enjoy anything else. Good-bye exploration, a good story, and all those hidden secrets (unless it is a 100% speedrun).

I wish the inhabitants of Beanbean Kingdom (not the Toads of that game) could appear in more games.