Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Polymorph]

Granted, now you have even more new homework.

I wish I could meet some of my favorite YouTubers.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, you meet them in court after they are robbed and you're framed for it (also you're unable to prove your innocence)

I wish I had perfect teeth and never had to see a dentist again

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. They are fake.

I wish I could find a better picture of a Prankster Comet.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, their existence turns out to be a prank.

I wish I didn't need to clean my glasses.

 

[Koops]

Granted. You don't need to clean them anymore because they're broken.

I wish very good dreams weren't too disappointing when you wake up.

 

[Polymorph]

Granted, it means your dreams become real which includes nightmares.

I wish my friend that I met on Discord would join the forums.

 

[Roserade]

Granted, but he ends up being a complete asshat to everybody on here.

I wish I could eat as much as I want without any concern over my health.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. You are no longer concerned about eating healthy. That doesn't mean it's healthy, you're just not concerned.

I wish that assignment would get graded soon.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted, the assignment receives an F.

I wish mushrooms tasted like ice cream.

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

Granted, they now taste like mushroom flavored ice cream.

I wish I was the sun at dusk (reference to Mario & Luigi: Supersar Saga, eg. the Oho Jee)

 

[Roserade]

Granted, you are now literally the sun. Have fun as a lifeless star which will eventually implode.

I wish Roserade was a competitively viable Pokemon