Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but your GameCube is severely damaged.

I wish I had an SNES.
 
Granted, you're playing a game that needs Gyro Sensor and the emulator doesn't support that.

I wish I wasn't lazy. :s
 
Granted, you injury people by kicking a football really hard on them and you get fired from the team.

I wish I was good at Mario Kart.
 
Granted, but another universe invades us and as we're defenseless due to the peace we're all annihilated.

I wish I knew famous people
 
Granted but they hate you.

I wish i could preorder the Collector's editon of GTA 5.
 
Granted, but you find out that you pre-ordered the game illegally.

I wish for food.