Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Dashbot]

Granted, but it exploded and destroyed your house.

I wish there were 3DS emulators

 

[Lolcrawler]

But they explode and blow up your house

I wish I was

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you fail and die from a Goomba.

I wish I was

 

[Lolcrawler]

but ur a yoshi

I wish I had

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a pet pikachu

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you put in a Pokeball, where it sought revenge until you let it out again and shocked you to death since you forgot to wear rubber gloves.

I wish some random joy will come to me.

 

[Lolcrawler]

but it is the joy of the air whipping across your face as you fall of a cliff

I wish fawful would appear again.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, only a cameo appearance.

I wish Wii had better games.

 

[Dashbot]

Granted, but there was a game that destroyed your console.

I wish I had a video camera

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Granted. It's so tiny, you can't see it.

I wish for a window.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, it appears below you, you break and fall into it which leads to a bottomless pit, which is bottomless.

I wish and switched brains.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, since Mario's body can't spit fireballs and Bowser's body is too heavy to run, they decide to switch back.

I wish for some pasta.

 

[Madikoopa]

Granted, but the pasta is equipped with surveillance technology that was built by a mad scientist who wants to take over the world. So not only do you die because you ate robotic pasta, but the evil scientist knows where your family lives so that he can brainwash them into serving him.

I wish I had the power to instantly clean my room.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Granted. As a bonus, you have to pay a $1,324,390,325 every time your power is used or else you get thrown to eternal prison.

I wish that I can lick my eyeballs.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but your eye gets infected with whatever was in your saliva.

I wish to be in a fan fiction story.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Granted. You always become a victim in any random M-rated fan fic.

I wish people's feet smell good.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but they smell so good, you start eating people's feet.

I wish for the ultimate condiment.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Granted. It's your own blood.

I wish for talking flowers with wings made of cheese.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, but they start scaring people and then they use weed killer so flowers are the same.

I wish for a turtle

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but it's the most deadly Koopaling: Ludwig Van Koopa.

I wish to play every single Nintendo game.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Granted. You get only a millisecond to play each game.

I wish for Mr. Game & Watch to be Mr. Game & Watch.

 

[Driftmaster130]

Granted, he becomes Mr. Game & Watch.
I wish for nothing.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you needed a heart transplant and you die.

I wish my granted wishes don't always result in death.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, then everyone who wishes for death wishes die.

I wish Mrs. Game & Watch existed.

 

[Dashbot]

Granted, but you all became 2D and get flatten.

I wish I was someone else.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, you're Hitler, so you're dead already.

I wish to be purple.