Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Madikoopa]

Granted, but your GameCube is severely damaged.

I wish I had an SNES.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you bought inside that particular SNES is the ghost of a young boy who starved to death while playing it and haunts you forever.

I wish that something really bad will happen to me.

 

[Dardy]

Granted, but your best friend defended you and lost his life

I wish I had a 3DS emulator

 

[Fazer]

Granted, you're playing a game that needs Gyro Sensor and the emulator doesn't support that.

I wish I wasn't lazy. :s

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you build an entire building 1,000 story building in one hour and you die from exhaustion.

I wish there will be a Mega Charizard.

 

[Duskull]

Granted, but then the game gets cancelled

I wish I was good at sports

 

[Fazer]

Granted, you injury people by kicking a football really hard on them and you get fired from the team.

I wish I was good at Mario Kart.

 

[Madikoopa]

Granted, but one day all your consoles break and you can't play.

I wish I could have seen the meteor shower last night.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but a meteor hits you.

I wish for universe peace.

 

[Duskull]

Granted, but another universe invades us and as we're defenseless due to the peace we're all annihilated.

I wish I knew famous people

 

[N64Dude]

Granted but they hate you.

I wish i could preorder the Collector's editon of GTA 5.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but you find out that you pre-ordered the game illegally.

I wish for food.