Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Madikoopa]

Granted, but you're allergic to it.

I wish I had night vision.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but works like permanent night vision devices, and when you see sunlight, it makes you blind.

I wish someone will wake me up when September ends.

 

[Duskull]

Granted, but it's 40 years into the future.

I wish I didn't need blood tests.

 

[Recon-Seven]

Granted, you need blood tests for next time.

I wish I am an excellent minion to Fawful

 

[Natalie J.]

Granted, he fires you.

I wish I could kill

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but comes and kills you.

I wish I my Wi-Fi never disconnected.

 

[Duskull]

Granted, but a criminal uses your computer and it's traced back to you and you're arrested.

I wish I was invincible.

 

[Natalie J.]

Granted, for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 zeptoseconds.

I wish :dry bowser: and died.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but Kamek ressurected them again.

I wish for a Spyro emoticon on this forum.

 

[N64Dude]

Granted but it disappears.

i wish i made all Nintendo games.

 

[Natalie J.]

Granted, then you lost them all.

I wish I could be promoted.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you get promoted to forever holding the sky on your shoulders.

I wish that I can put more than 5 emoticons on my signature.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, it makes the server and your computer lag.

I wish I video game stores sold Gamecubes.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but they went past their expirations date and don't work. And smell funny.

I wish I had unlimited time to watch anime.

 

[N64Dude]

Granted but the time shortens.


I wish nerds rule the world.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but the number of bullies also rises and takes over the nerds.

I wish I am the moon from Majora's Mask.

 

[Recon-Seven]

Granted, you crashed into the surface.

I wish I am the one who controls over the universe

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but the intelligent life forms of the universe rebel and destroy you.

I wish to be a dragon.

 

[Madikoopa]

Granted, but you are hunted for your skin.

I wish I had a pet crow.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, but the crow annoys you.

I wish I put a Boo, Piranha Plant, Goomba and a Blooper in an egg to make a Pink Yoshi

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but it's a baby Yoshi and can't ride it.

I wish for a pizza.

 

[Madikoopa]

Granted, but the pizza gives you food poisoning.

I wish Chain Chomps were real.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but they eat you.

I wish to be trolled.

 

[Recon-Seven]

Granted, but you didn't.
I wish to be cursed.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you're cursed with having your pocket constantly too full of $100 bills.

I wish I was a shape-shifter.