Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Dardy]

Granted, but every body thought that you were sick and ran away from you.

I wish I was 160 centimeters tall

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Granted. Now you attract vultures and the vultures want to be friends with you and even marry you.

I wish that Mr. Game & Watch had a flat personality.

 

[Dardy]

Granted, Now he doesn't talk to any one except who has the same personality (no one with this personality other than him exists), he died, and disappeared forever

I wish I was exactly 145cm

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but there is a rollercoaster you want to ride and you need to be 150cm tall.

I wish I could run normally.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Why can't you run normally?


Granted, you quickly tire.



I wish for that I could see the future.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, you see the future of your death in 2 weeks and it freaks you out.

I wish my dog wasn't evil.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, it dies.

I wish that I could see the past.

 

[DragonFreak]

^That wouldn't be bad.

Granted, but you can't see the present and you miss your whole life.

I wish I had a 3DS.

 

[NEXandGBX]

Granted, it touched you in a way or place that made you feel uncomfortable.

I wish for a unicorn

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but the unicorn uses it's horn for a human shish kabob. That human is most likely you.

I wish to have a Deep Plum colored pencil.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, it melts.



I wish I could not forget anything.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, then someone puts on something extremely loud and you can't forget it

I wish PewDiePie loses his popularity from Youtube and gets banned

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but the other Let's Players merge their channels to one and make really horrible videos.

I wish I had a better laptop.

 

[Unknown Entity]

Granted, but I purposely destroyed it to see you whine.

I wish I had schizophrenia.

 

[Dardy]

Granted, but when you looked at the mirror, you picked a fight with yourself.

I wish I was invincible and invisible.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Granted. The rest of your family dies.

I wish for

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Granted, but you got Yoshi instead.

I wish for

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but the constant confusion of the Koopa drives you insane.

I wish I was on a roller coaster.

 

[Driftmaster130]

Granted, you ride this one (I went there in a vlog from July and showed it aand)[/advertising]

I wish for coffee.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, the coffee is caffeine-free.

I wish YouTube removed ads and didn't remove any video.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but YouTube went bankrupt. Buh-bye YouTube.

I wish my tabs stopped refreshing about I go to a different tab.

 

[NEXandGBX]

Granted, they close instead

I wish for SOPA to leave the planet

 

[NSY]

Granted but they come back again

I wish that there was no bad singers

 

[Revin]

granted, but there's no good ones either!

i wish the world was taken over by an army of ducks

 

[Cackletta]

There you go, but the ducks kill everything, get really smart and destroy the sun.

I wish all people were kind.