Good wishes aren't always good wishes

granted. For being the 10,000 poster, you get lots of good stuff. But remember. After this lucky thing is over, you will have bad luck for a while.

I sometimes wish real life ping pong was as good as Mario & Sonic's ping pong.
 
Granted, we're now controlled by others like Mario and Sonic were.

I wish I had a good laptop that functions well
 
Granted, your wish is to make sure you don't get any more wishes.
I wish I didnt discover something about kids I discovered last week
 
@64-Bit Nintendo Machine 's question: granted, you found out that the game boy sucks and you've now wasted money on it
the next wish: granted, you discover something about adults that is way more disturbing instead

I wish I had more good switch games
 
granted, you're now the luckiest man alive, but you feel sad because there are those other people that don't have any luck at all, and end up in extreme conditions, so you commit defeat (suicide is a bit too much for the kids :>)

I wish I talked more on discord or twitter or anything
 
Granted, everyone loses faith in the canon (if that's what you meant).

I wish for endless days off.
I don't know how to respond to that
My apologies, forgot to add my wish.
 
Granted, nothing you wish for ever happens.

I wish to be a trillionaire
 
granted, it's an actual mouse and it runs away from you

i wish sending homework on google classroom didnt take me so long
 
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