Good wishes aren't always good wishes

granted. For being the 10,000 poster, you get lots of good stuff. But remember. After this lucky thing is over, you will have bad luck for a while.

I sometimes wish real life ping pong was as good as Mario & Sonic's ping pong.
 
Granted, we're now controlled by others like Mario and Sonic were.

I wish I had a good laptop that functions well
 
Granted, your wish is to make sure you don't get any more wishes.
I wish I didnt discover something about kids I discovered last week
 
@64-Bit Nintendo Machine 's question: granted, you found out that the game boy sucks and you've now wasted money on it
the next wish: granted, you discover something about adults that is way more disturbing instead

I wish I had more good switch games