Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[mistery juice]

granted, but everyone thinks you're crazy
i wish all the embarrassing moments I've created disappeared from everyone´s mind

 

[Chair]

granted, these moments lets everyone know you, and now no one knows you
I wish my upper house had already finished

 

[mistery juice]

granted, but when you walk on it all of it collapses
I wish everyone fell asleep for 1 hour

 

[Chair]

y tho? granted, someone falls on you and you can't get up, and you have to wait 1 hour for him to stand up again
I wish battery system didn't exist so that we could use our devices forever without having to charge them

 

[Teedgee]

granted, that includes you so it was kinda useless

i wish i could at least put my phone in my pocket because it's fragile af

 

[mistery juice]

granted, it fits your pocket because someone squished it and now its unusable
i wish i could relax from school

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. You relax so much that you forget you have school in the first place, causing you to flunk out.

I wish more people played BanG Dream!: Girls Band Party.

 

[mistery juice]

Granted, everyone only talks about it and never stop
I wish everyone could understand how i feel

 

[Chair]

granted, it's too popular that the game had to have an update, but the creators accidentally ruined the game instead, so now it's less popular than it was before
I wish I could get good presents this Christmas (not that I had bad presents the other times)
EDIT: sorry, both messages got sent in the same time.

 

[mistery juice]

granted, it's too popular that the game had to have an update, but the creators accidentally ruined the game instead, so now it's less popular than it was before
I wish I could get good presents this Christmas (not that I had bad presents the other times)
EDIT: sorry, both messages got sent in the same time.

Granted, you get good presents and someone breaks them
I wish world peace existed

 

[Chair]

granted, world peace replaced world, now there is nowhere we can live :')
I wish I could buy stuff

 

[THE END]

Granted, you can only buy crappy stuff.
I wish I was dead. (let's see what you do)

 

[Gloriosa Daisy]

granted, you never stub your toe again

Spoiler: TTYD

i wish TEC had a post-game minigame

 

[THE END]

Granted, it crashes the game as soon as you load it.
I wish school was gone.

 

[Chair]

granted, you know nothing
I wish I had 2000 iq

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. You also lose all the strength in your muscles.

I wish for a collection of all the chemical elements.

 

[Gloriosa Daisy]

granted, but it's extremely radioactive so you can't go anywhere close to it

i wish for a sculpture of prince peasley

 

[Chair]

granted, it's made horribly
I wish I have the motivation to post more on twitter

 

[Teedgee]

granted. you join toxic communities and you become an infamously hated user.

i wish i started getting followers on twitter

 

[Chair]

granted, your new followers are all from toxic communities and people think you joined them, so you become an infamously hated user as well
I wish I had more activity on discord

 

[Primarina]

granted, but it's all from incest lovers.
I wish for headpats from a cute trans catgirl.

 

[Gloriosa Daisy]

granted, but she's too agressive
i wish for a bro fist with a cool trans guy

 

[THE END]

Granted, he's fake.
I wish to have a wish.

 

[Chair]

granted, you just did one
I wish I could have a trip to another country

 

[Teedgee]

granted. its brazil

i wish it rained more (this year has been pretty hot so far and man the fact that it started raining feels good)