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Hint Toad

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A great temple stands before you.

Not just any temple. The Roshambo Temple of Rogueport. Home to the great Rock Paper Wizard.

Many enter these doors, but few find what they seek.

All are welcome here. If you wish to enter, reply with I wish to Enter in bold. The doors will close on .

Contestants:
1. Sparks
2. Waluigi Time
3. Hooded Pitohui
4. Superchao
5. Shoey
6. Boo1268
7. Fun With Despair
8. Revin
9. Cloudwalker

I'm looking for a minimum of around 7 players. There is no maximum player count.

Basic Game Rules​

This will not be an ordinary rock paper scissors game. At the start of the game, you will be given Cards! Gard these cards with your lives, because, they are your lives! Run out of cards and you'll eliminated from the game!

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Each round, you will target an opponent with one of your cards. This card will also act as your defense against any other incoming attacks. If at any point you lose a rock paper scissors battle during the round, you will lose that card.

That's the basics! There are some more advanced rules and secrets I'll reveal once the game starts. Player involvement is just submitting your card and target to the host each round. I'm thinking rounds will happen every 2 to 3 days. If you have any questions, feel free to ask!

Also, feel free to role play! I'll role play back!
 
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Boo1268 said:
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Graphite Guy: I may not have hands, but I GRAPHITE GUY! Will win this competition! So sign me up!
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Hey there, stranger! I've got you signed up! The name's... Guard Toad! Because uh... I'm guarding the entrance to the temple! Can't let you in yet. Haven't got word to open the doors. Anyway, looks like a lot of people have gathered! Judging by the looks of it, I bet you'd be really strong against scissors. But maybe weak against paper? Wait... aren't we all made of paper? Now my head hurts.
 
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Hey there, stranger! I've got you signed up! The name's... Guard Toad! Because uh... I'm guarding the entrance to the temple! Can't let you in yet. Haven't got word to open the doors. Anyway, looks like a lot of people have gathered! Judging by the looks of it, I bet you'd be really strong against scissors. But maybe weak against paper? Wait... aren't we all made of paper? Now my head hurts.
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Graphite Guy:
Indeed I am good Toad! For no foolish tool could EVER cut down the might and power of the MASTER of kenetic astetic! However contrary to what you believe, no flimsy peace of parchment can stand to contain me! Put me in front of ANY canvas and I'll demonstrate the TRUE art of my Kenetic Astetic! For now though my good Toad, tell me, what is the prize for winning this Tordament?
 
Boo1268 said:
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Graphite Guy:
Indeed I am good Toad! For no foolish tool could EVER cut down the might and power of the MASTER of kenetic astetic! However contrary to what you believe, no flimsy peace of parchment can stand to contain me! Put me in front of ANY canvas and I'll demonstrate the TRUE art of my Kenetic Astetic! For now though my good Toad, tell me, what is the prize for winning this Tordament?
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Guard Toad:
Awe gee. He said there would be people like you. People only after the prize. I don't know why we have a prize. The Great One said it would weed out those who only had eyes for winning so that the True Master would emerge. Let me tell you, the real prize is finding joy in the art of Roshambo.
 
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Awe gee. He said there would be people like you. People only after the prize. I don't know why we have a prize. The Great One said it would weed out those who only had eyes for winning so that the True Master would emerge. Let me tell you, the real prize is finding joy in the art of Roshambo.
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Graphite Guy:
So the only true prize is the title? Hmmm.....very well then, while I would have enjoyed the prospect of an award I suppose that another SPECTACULAR title to add to my reputation will suffice!
 
Boo1268 said:
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So the only true prize is the title? Hmmm.....very well then, while I would have enjoyed the prospect of an award I suppose that another SPECTACULAR title to add to my reputation will suffice!
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Again, those aiming only for praise will find out quickly what the art of Roshambo is really all about. Like so many others before you, they will leave with what they already have, their pride. If you truly seek to be great, become one of our students and learn the true meaning of Roshambo.
 
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