Rose's Official Ranking of Ultimate DLC (real)
1. Sora - The childhood pipedream character that never should've happened, but here he is. Not only is Sora in the game, but he's also been given so much care and love in terms of his design and alternate costumes. The stage and music that came with him are also great, but just, wow, Sora from Kingdom Hearts is actually in Smash Bros. Little me would still find it impossible to believe.
2. Steve - The childhood joke character. My former best friend and I used to have a joke about Steve getting into Smash, never expecting it to be a reality. Once again, my expectations were shattered, and on top of that, Steve is ridiculously fun and goofy to play as. The reveal trailer and its triumphant music still makes me feel things.
3. Terry - This is the surprise third placer, because I wasn't (and still aren't particularly) an SNK fighting game fan, but damn do I love Terry in Smash. He's certainly my favorite character to play as who originates from a fighting game, and beyond that, he has plenty of style and fun to him. Terry feels like a love letter from Sakurai, and I can sense it in everything from his fine-tuning to his stage.
4. Joker - Slot four could basically go to three different characters, but I'm deciding to slot Joker here. I remember the pure astonishment in the reveal, and how I somehow knew in my gut it would be Smash when Joker appeared onscreen (likely fueled by a conversation I had with Coffee literally a day or two before about him being added). I love his gameplay, I love his impact, and he's looking cool.
5. Piranha Plant - Absolutely legendary character and reveal. I was simply blown away and continue to be now.
6. Sephiroth - Take everything I said above and make it (real). The Sephiroth reveal trailer is genuinely phenomenal, and I rewatched it over and over again after it premiered. Sephiroth is a video game villain icon, and his playstyle and attitude in Smash really reflects his power. I greatly enjoy him being here, and I think he's very fun to mess around with.
7. Pyra/Mythra - This is when we start getting into my more neutral ground with characters. I have no real interest in Xenoblade, but I do think the two of them are incredibly fun to play, so that's enough to boost them up to this spot.
8. Banjo & Kazooie - No hate to Banjo & Kazooie at all; I never grew up playing their games or feeling like they were missing from the Smash roster. I can totally recognize their importance and how right it is that they're here now, though, and in a way, it feels like they've always been here, so I'm glad they can be home again.
9. Byleth - Another instance of a character being fun enough playstyle wise to elevate them. I have no interest in Byleth as a character, and their reveal was by far the worst reveal trailer of any DLC character, but they still are fun to mess around with so they get bonus points with me.
10. Hero - Not a Dragon Quest person, and I'm not really the biggest fan of playing them, even if they can utilize some absurd and wacky spells. Still a huge character inclusion for sure, but not necessarily for me.
11. Kazuya - I've gotta be real with you all, I really do not like how Kazuya plays in Smash. I know the point is to be true to his Tekken material, but it's just too much. [insert joke about Smash players not knowing how to play any other fighting games here] I also think that Kazuya isn't all that visually interesting (though he's better in the suit), and I don't have an interest in Tekken in general.
12. Min Min - I don't actually hate Min Min as an individual character from ARMS, I think she's fun and cute and all that. She's the most meh DLC character for me, though. Meh source material, meh reveal, definitely meh gameplay. I pretty much find her the most unremarkable and fun of the DLC characters, so into the bottom slot she goes.
Honorable mention to Sans, who I would probably put above Pyra/Mythra, genuinely. That reveal and the fact he's even in the game is something else