Your avatar vs the avatar above you; who will win?

[Specific Neptune]

i could make you laugh to death


emphasis on the could

 

[Teedgee]

Waddle Dee can't laugh: he doesn't have a mouth.

 

[Specific Neptune]

but



how does he eat

 

[Noct]

I have no idea who that is, but I'd imagine Wilfre would win.

 

[Mario Kart DS Fan]

idk I have no idea who wilfre is

 

[Specific Neptune]

death by chain chomp with a tennis racket

 

[London Parris]

John Denver would win even in a rematch.

 

[Mintiously]

no clue.

i'd probably win a rap battle!

 

[Pink Cat]

Do you really want to fight a baby penguin that has dreams of becoming an artist? A physical win is easy but the mental fight will last forever.
TLDR: Yeah, you'll probably win

 

[Teedgee]

Awwww that's cute. BUT I'M CUTER!!!!

 

[ArchagentEverlasting]

I'd say Bandana Waddle Dee has the advantage here

 

[Mintiously]

I really don't know.

 

[Noct]

I have no idea who that is but I'm assuming he's a normal human, so Wilfre stomps.

 

[Teedgee]

This thing looks pretty powerful. Even more than me.

 

[Koops]

Feels good to be me again. Isabelle was cool, but now I can shell-dash you out of existence.

 

[Teedgee]

Awwww snap!

 

[LED42]

Seriously? Just a spear? This'll be a snap!

18.127 seconds later...

And it was!

 

[The Nate]

my grinning will scare you so much you will flatten yourself

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Don't shoot! Mario's not a shotgun guy, much less a Mancubis. He's a tennis player!

 

[Pink Cat]

Well, maybe in a jumping contest, maybe

 

[Teedgee]

How about a spear fight?

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Ouchie spears hurt

 

[Koops]

Siph here is a yoshi, and as such has the ability to swallow me. However, if he spits me at a wall I will bounce back at him.

 

[Noct]

While that shell may be durable and possibly trident proof, I don't see it lasting long between the scorpion's pincers

 

[Mintiously]

...i don't know at all.