What would you do if?

Persuade him to stop.
What if you got teleported to the other side of the world?
 
Okay, someone get me some spoons, I will be needing to dig my way outta here.

What would you do if you were not funny and still had to make a joke?
 
Play the rest of the game first, so I knew how to play. (I'm assuming that that's Dark Souls?)
What would you do if you were kidnapped by Bowser?
 
Try to make friends with him and tell him about how many people like him a lot.

What would you do if you had to stand outside in pouring rain for an hour straight?
 
(Bleep) it! I shouldn't be listening! FREEDOM! But seriously, I would be doing something non-rain related. I would not feel the rain anymore.

What would you do if I shot your best friend?
 
I'd call an amberlamps, and cover my friend's wound so they won't lose more blood. I'd also have someone call the cops on you. If the friend dies, I'd show up at their funeral and never forgive you.

What would you do if Nintendo made a Paper Mario Kart game, featuring only characters from Sticker Star and Color Splash?
 
Target Intelligent Systems.

What would you do if you where caught inside a fire?
 
(Amberlamp. I'm sure that's a reference to something, but I can't think what.)
Find the nearest exit.
What would you do if you lost your internet connection for a year?
 
Mister Apple said:
(Amberlamp. I'm sure that's a reference to something, but I can't think what.)
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I think she's talking about an ambulance.

I would play videogames more and start doing other things for recreation more like reading. When the year ended, I would make my triumphant return to the Mario Boards.

What would you do if you could flip a magical coin where one side would make your crush fall in love with you while the other side would make them hate you?
 
Flip it until I get the good side.

What would you do if you woke up at school?
 
Mister Apple said:
(Amberlamp. I'm sure that's a reference to something, but I can't think what.)
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I know, but I thought calling an ambulance an Amberlamps was a reference to something. I Googled it, and it's apparently an old meme.

Anyway, I would find out where in school I was.
What would you do if you lost control of your limbs?
 
Act concerned. What would you do if you could never buy (or otherwise obtain) new video games?
 
I'd cry.

What would you do if you saw Waluigi in your backyard?
 
Shout "WAAH" form inside. Except I don't have a backyard.

What would you do if one day everyone, even your family doesn't remember you, all of a sudden.
 
I'd cry.

IDK, what would YOU do if that were the case?
 
SNAP OUT OF IT PEOPLE! I'M THAT GUY YOU KNOW GODDAMIT!
As you see here I would try to deal with the problem instead of watching my life fade away.

What would you do if Porple promoted you to be his successor?
 
I'd cry.

What would you do if a wombat lived next to your door?
 
Call the RSPCA.
What would you do if you found out you were allergic to metal?
 
I guess I'll find workarounds but I'll also cry because I'd be allergic to Metal Mario. :(

What would you do if all your Wario merchandise and video games suddenly exploded for no reason?
 
Hastily buy replacements, no matter the cost.
What if you woke up one day and were only able to speak Swedish?
 
LeftyGreenMario said:
I guess I'll find workarounds but I'll also cry because I'd be allergic to Metal Mario. :(
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Personally I see being allergic to Metal Mario as a good thing... hey, good point, I am allergic to Metal Mario!

Get hold of some sort of translator, quick.
What would you do if you got run over by a Mario Kart?
 
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