Mario versus FanFiction (lotsa images warning)

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Well, I am in search of these stupid macguffin things and it's really dumb so far, but since you kinda look like me a bit, maybe you could do all that stuff inste--

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Goddamnit, Tippi!

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"I bet I can bounce you across on my manly pecs."

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I'm not sure I can give that name a passing grade.

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This is actually really dumb, so pay attention to that. As we are soon going to find out, the people of this town we're about to visit all believe in some local superstition about the legendary hero who is going to come to their town. The one distinguishing feature they know the hero to have is that he can flip dimensions.

Red is a citizen of the town and he has SEEN ME FLIP DIMENSIONS! He should have immediately recognized me as the hero and let me through.

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Instead we have to do this tomfoolery.

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Ok, so hear Mario's logic. The most objectively manly thing possible is me, naked, running around on star power. Now, star power makes you flash all the colors of the rainbow, which includes both red and green.

Therefore, the correct answer is "both".

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But as we have established: This guy is an idiot and thus does not understand logic.

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*sigh*

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Welcome to Yold Town.

I suggest you play nice if you wish to get any yolder.
 
Should have trapped him in the other dimension again.
 
Dr. Alphys said:
What transparent thing?
Click to expand...
That black line thing that you called a violation of Mushroom Kingdom safety regulation or something.
 
Oh, that.

Yeah idk, it's just a bunch of random lines. They're taking the name "Lineland" all the way it seems.



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All right, it's time to meet the people of Mold Town.

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Yeah, this is what I was talking about. It took this random woman a second to recognize me as the hero, yet the guard who is specifically trained for that sort of thing had no clue. Idiot doesn't deserve those clothes he's wearing.

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Lay 'em on me.

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Ok, I find that flipping randomly usually GETS you into trouble, but ok.

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Hmm... ok. I shall remember that one.

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"In fact, if you flip right now you would see that this dress I'm wearing doesn't have a backside *wink wink*"

...Okay. Moving on.

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That he does. It's not as impressive as you think though.

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Well, he finds things, but so far they have yet to be interesting.

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I don't know, they kinda look like chocolate. Chocolate is pretty neat.

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Well ok, I would have probably looked behind those anyway, but I guess thanks for the hint.

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Wait... WHAT??

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Can this really be used to...

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Oh... my... god...

...

Please excuse me for a while.

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Ok, this is still here.

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Ok, perfect.

Now here we go...

...and...

...

...FLIP!!!

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YES! YESSSS!!!!

Hail to the plumber, baby! Game DONE!

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You're damn right I did!

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Wait a minute, who...

...

Who... said that?

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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...well shit.