Mario versus FanFiction (lotsa images warning)
- Thread starter Lin Beifong
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- #302
Aw, Peach is so nice.
Yes Princess, that's usually what a bride turns into after the wedding.
Oh, I don't know, Princess. The prophecy explicitely called for a monster king and a princess to be joined in matrimony. And that giant ethereal vacuum currently hanging in the sky is making a rather good case for the validity of the--
"You're NOT HELPING, Mario!"
Changing the subject doesn't change the circumstances.
"....................."
Man, that guy throws the worst parties.
Well, at least the drinks were good then.
Oh, Bowser, no. Come on. You can do so much better than this random grassland.
Yeah, we're on this shitty quest where we need to talk to people to make them give us these magic artifacts, but everyone is so goddamn annoying I keep killing every important NPC. Maybe if you came with us, it would keep my homicidal tendencies in check.
"To hopefully make Mario a bit less absolutely unmanageable."
"ESPECIALLY not after he just fed me that explosive jawbreaker!"
Oh come on! That was just a little prank!
"I'm gonna crap fireballs for weeks, Mario!"
Yeah, we're on a tight schedule here. That's why I randomly passed out for a year.
Still waiting on that one.
Yadda, blah blah blah blah.
Oh yeh!
Is that a BWAAAGH of agreement or a BWAAAGH that makes uncouth implications regarding Mama Mario?
I don't know if I am still capable of that emotion, but I'm at least feeling its closest approximation.
Hey, if you aren't saving them, I sure as hell ain't gonna bother.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm~
"...Mario."
It should be really easy, now that I completely flattened it.
"Mario, I swear to god!"
Right. Let's get out of this dump.
...with our new old pal in tow.
bowser is the only good thing about spm tbh so hype
Dr. Javelin
Nathan Latsk
bowser + carrie for those hilarious midair firebreaths
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- #305
You could say I am familiar with the subject, yes.
Well, that's not too much of a stretch. Whenever you put a set of something into the world, someone is inevitably going to collect it.
Not sure about heroes though. Seems to me like they'd have better things to do.
Shame they don't seem to give you any common sense though.
Lovely.
So is this the boring kind of love? Or the "I can burn your face off by touching you because my momma kissed me as a baby" kind of love?
God, now that I think about it, love has kind of gotten messed up over the years.
"Researched"
...
""""""Researched""""""
...
I think I have a vivid idea of what said research was like.
"What are you researching?"
"Uhm... l-love?"
"You're a century old now, sweetie, it's time to get your life together."
What a magical story.
I hope you're not hoping too hard, because it's gonna take a whole lot more than hope to pull this wreck out of the mud.
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Not by choice, mind you.
Does that include the fact that I'm not going to pay my tab?
"Uhm...."
Plot twist: Maybe it's Merlumina herself. It was a grab for attention by fabricating an evil rival author who she could heroically oppose.
She seems like the type who would risk the whole universe to satisfy her ego.
It's a bit like playing a not-so-good video game and then having to relive it a second time while writing a detailed account of it for the internet.
...actually, that IS rather scary!
Didn't hide it very well, I guess.
Hmm...
What if I told you...
"Tremble, maggots! For I am Count Bleck, champion of destruction!
"THIS KILLS THE WORLDDDDD!!!!"