Mario versus FanFiction (lotsa images warning)

this is very great tbh
 
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O is for Ostrich.

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The feh....?

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Oh...

Oh it's THIS shit again!

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"Then let Count Bleck ask once more: Bowser, do you?"

"Awesome!"

"And Peach, do you?"

"...whatever."

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"Then by the power vested in me as priest (which I apparently have for some reason), I pronounce you husband and wife.

I leave it to you to figure out which is which."

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Woop woop woop woop, clear the way, evil macguffin coming through!

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It seems like lying on the floor in random places runs in the family.

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If only we knew, Luigi. If only we knew.

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"Wait a goddamn minute here!"

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"Peach and Bowser? That's not Luigi's OTP!"

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Again with the Dark Preposterous. Why don't you just marry it if you love it so much? The altar's right there.

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Like, you could really use a girlfriend or something.

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Then again if you had a girlfriend, she'd probably dump you since all you ever talk about is that dumb book.

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"Criminal scum!"

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"Stop messing with Luigi's headcanon, you annoying pricks!"

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"For great justice!"

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"Weegee, bitches!"

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Wee-ooo, wee-ooo, error, error, Chaos Heart malfunction! Boop!

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KERBLOOEY!!!

"You're never gonna let me live this down, aren't you?"

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"Yes, my plot-invincibility saved me from the explosion... bullshits Count Bleck."

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"From Count Bleck... with love."

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"I'm going to imprison them in my castle and keep them under shoddy security, so they can escape easily. Except the green one. He will suffer for insulting my ship."

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"Let me see them pearly-whites."

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You know, it's really kind of funny how, right after Count Bleck summons the ultimate destruction of everything, the first thing you see after that...

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...is the title of the game.
 
You'll have to read the dark prognosticus to find that out.

In fact, it's one of the reasons why reading the book makes you go nuts.
 
i don't think it'd be a good idea for count bleck to get a girlfriend, that's kinda how this whole thing started
 
Nabber said:
i don't think it'd be a good idea for count bleck to get a girlfriend, that's kinda how this whole thing started
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(Shhh... That's the joke)
 
im sorry

i don't remember much about this game so i forgot why he was dumped

also im stupid
 
you know

if count bleck's constantly referring to his own name because he's reading his own lines out of the prognosticus


then he's not following it 100% correctly right? Unless the book literally quotes him as saying his own name again and again