post any random Mario thought on your mind

[Princess Viola]

i understand why they look like that but i do not like them

 

[Xiahou Dun]

https://twitter.com/funkyluigi21/status/1500863019730956295

My sister shared me this and now I think about it, yes, Mario's pretty competitive I suppose? I remember people going how Daisy is way more competitive than the rest of the cast, but you look at the cast themselves, and....

I'm going to say this isn't the case for ALL competitive Marios I'm seeing. He's still funny wahoo man in some pics. Hell, in the Mario Sports Mix example, he actually looks focused, but in a friendly competition with Luigi, as he's still smiling a little; Luigi looks more aggressive if anything.

It also leaves out better pics. Like this one. Looks like he wants to murder you.

And how did they miss out on this art heh. He looks like a maniac.

And probably the most angry looking of them all: Mario from the Mario Kart 64 Japanese commercial

But look, it's not like this is unique to Mario. Look at Luigi.

Okay.

Maybe Luigi just really hates hitting stuff with racquets and is taking out his anger on whatever is receiving those swings.'' (and what can be Luigi's nickname? the "silly yippee boy"?)

Princess Peach is generally the same at least. Guess she doesn't want to look too angry, it's not very royal and proper of her, after all. She looks like she's always having fun! I do think she should get her own art of being focused, like in Strikers Charged, and people shouldn't be afraid to make her induce a little more rage hitting those stupid balls.

And Peach should be called "the hilarious princess"!


Anyway uh it's still wholesome Twitter and we need more of that.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

People who play Mario Kart and gatekeep and condescend others for using "suboptimal" builds should be forced to drive fiat multiplas with clown-colored roller tires for the rest of their lives.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

or forced to use a bmw that has this paintjob

needs more roller tires tho

 

[J-Yoshi64]

I wonder why they decided to turn Dry Bones' gloves and boots blue rather than the old grey.

 

[Nic]

What is with ludwig's SINGLE CONE TOOTH?

 

[Gay Rights Luigi]

It's cool considering she's rarely playable in platformers that she's one of the Lego that does the adventuring, of course, I'd imagine that would make people want Daisy and Rosalina to get the same treatment

cant wait for we are daisy to make ANOTHER useless petition for chunky plastic daisy!!!!!!! because mario has his princess luigi needs his!!!!!!!!!

actually a couple days ago i decided to really deepdive on why i hate luaisy so much, and i believe its from the forced heteronormalicy on luigi. now, im talking specifically the deviantart fandom, but some of the biggest people who draw luaisy (Princessa-Daisy) always having luigi's character being botched to being more masculine, and daisy being more feminine. in fact, luigi is made to be so masculine HES BUFF??!?!?!

its like the luaisy fans cannot accept luigi as a soft man who is chubby....

luaisy fans also have a habit of attacking people who illustrate luigi in a dress/skirt outside of a joke. for example, this artwork by LuigiKittyKat (love her stuff) has mario and luigi dressed up like k pop idols, and luigi is wearing a skirt

and a fan of luaisy just had to spread hate

(these are his favorites, not artworks)

i genuinely hate how luaisy fans try to make luigi into something he's not, and even if they couldnt for luigi, THEY DID IT TO MR L!! poor mr l got turned into a sex crazy lunatic trying to steal daisy in stories where luigi is not masculine because we need a masculine luigi ig...

i know now people are trying to fix luaisy, but with it's past forever tainted i cannot begin to like it ever. its why i always stick with luigi being gay, as while stereotypical (LUIGI ISNT MASCULINE OMG HE MUST BE A GAY BOTTOM!!!!), at least his character always stays intact. also luigi x peasley fans are just cool (please read Need - Zarla - Mario - Fandom [Archive of Our Own] luigi is protrayed so beautifully here also the kiss scene is perfect!!!!)

anyway thanks for coming to my ted talk and tell me if you find any good luaisy fanfics, i'll be glad to have my mind changed that luaisy isnt a total dumpster fire.

(this is not to attack anyone here on the fourms, all yall amazing people i just have gripes abt this)

 

[Xiahou Dun]

always having luigi's character being botched to being more masculine, and daisy being more feminine. in fact, luigi is made to be so masculine HES BUFF??!?!?!

Idk from the example provided Mario seems to also have muscle tone? But if you want someone to criticize anatomy then yeah the anatomy's a bit wonk, proportions and stuff.

I really think the muscle toning is off like they drew the cartoon bodies of Mario and Luigi first and then overlaid some detail over those. It's kind of weird seeing their toned abs and then their arms are still babyish.

Uh anyway as much as I like Mario and Luigi, Mario's best when he's a chub and rubber hose. Same for Luigi. Idealizing them is not something I'd personally do (same for idealizing the female characters; also sexualizing either the bros or princesses is not for me) but if people want to, then I just let them be.