Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

(unoriginal joke imminent)
Super Herio Bros!

 

[Gay Rights Luigi]

They look kinda cute ngl

 

[Biddybud]

Spider-Mario and Captain Luigi. These titles exclusive from that image could result in a creepypasta mario and a toad-luigi fusion

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Better watch out for those "cocnuts," Stanley, best DK has plenty og them.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Now for some weeeeeeird DK redesign concept art.

Rare made the Battletoads arcade game, which MAY explain why some of these look far more at home in a Battletoads game.
Also apparently someone thought he was a bigfoot it seems.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Bottom Center:
Goombuigi!

 

[Xiahou Dun]

The mental health counselor's How are you feeling today? Luigi edition.

 

[Marioro]

Plz dont eat me