Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[Teedgee]

Y does he have one nip?

 

[Princess Céline]

Weird how we went from this

To this

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

I'm still waiting for an SM64 ROMhack that uses that model to code in a full Hammer Bro enemy.

 

[Marioro]

This thread keeps getting scarier and scarier with each image and I don't know how many pages can I keep up with before I die from a heart attack.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Well I don't think anything tops that monster Peach a ton of pages ago, honestly.

 

[Teedgee]

Weird how we went from this

To this

Honestly, this unused Mario 64 model looks really good! Why is it in Look at it? It should be in Mario pictures!

 

[Princess Céline]

That's his Mario Party 1 model

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Where it was mostly seen from rather far away. But truth be told, most data-rendered MP1 models are a sight to behold.
https://www.models-resource.com/nintendo_64/marioparty/

Spoiler

 

[Teedgee]

what has my life become

 

[Toadettefan]

The animation is really cheap and ugly looking. Even worse is that, apparently, is on 4 legs and his body is a very pale shade of green, and has the head of an Angry Birds Pig. Also, Mario and Luigi look terrible(Luigi has a big body and green eyes that should be blue, and Mario looks like they tried to merge his head from the title screen of Super Mario 64 with the biggest model of his body they could find). ’s dress has lines of blue near the bottom, and is the only one that survived this monstrosity! They probably used some cheap animation application for this, as both videos made using Garry’s mod and SFM look better than the 99% ugliness this video is.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Mario tried guarding the holy 3DS MacGuffin but he got robbed and survived two gunshots.

(seriously, there is no way this statue isn't derived from the First4Figures Mario 3DS holder)

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

This is why you don't pop your zits in public.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Just when Mario thought the acne-like Yoshi egg on the Starship Mario wasn't humiliation enough.

 

[Hot Chocolate]

Hold up why are there ropes or something around him

 

[Xiahou Dun]

I don't know, but this isn't the first time an unsanctioned Mario statue was held against his will.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

The Mushroom Kingdom's saddest parade float.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Fortran? That you, buddy?

 

[Hot Chocolate]

FLEINTSTONES?!

 

[ArchagentEverlasting]

Fleinstones, we're the fleinstones, we're the modern 7 Grand Dad Family~

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Fortran came first, by many years. "Grand Dad" is an edit of him. And as a matter of fact, Vinny played Dian Shi Ma Li (where Fortran is from) before 7 Grand Dad (when that damned "Fleenstones" meme originated)

There were also two others, a yellow-hatted one from a Street Fighter bootleg and a blue-hatted one from a platformer.

 

[ArchagentEverlasting]

Oh my goodness, why would you bootleg a bootleg?

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Because assets, that's why. Street Fighter II has been bootlegged on the NES at least 25 times in varying ways.

 

[ArchagentEverlasting]

Kart Fighter comes to mind, one of the greatest bootlegs of all time

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Yup! There's also World Heroes 2, and several more with titles that are either "Street Fighter (random number)" or some other permutation thereof. And many, many, many more, often using either bad SFII graphic edits, graphics stolen from OTHER combat games, or extremely shoddy wholly-custom graphics.

 

[Xiahou Ba]