Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[Jigglypurin]

Baby Mario and Baby Luigi corpses repurposed into slick and trendy handbags.

I love it.

 

[Marioro]

[quote author=Creature from the Depths of Hell Itself]I love it.
[/quote]

 

[Xiahou Dun]

This is probably what that creature looks like

TIME TO SEND IT BACK!

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Hurray for paint-filtered Shy Guy and Paragoomba! They actually don't look stiff and off!

 

[Xiahou Ba]

[quote author=Creature from the Depths of Hell Itself]I love it.

[/quote]

i hate it

 

[Jigglypurin]

This is probably what that creature looks like

No, no, no. I look more like a personification of Lavos's scream.

 

[Noct]

But the future refused to change...

 

[Xiahou Dun]

These criminals committed some terrible crime and were sentenced to a life-time in prison. You can tell it's a prison because the poorly-cropped images of officers printed on the front are happy to show you their hard work on stopping crime. You can tell those prisoners were horrible criminals because Shy Guy's feet were torn off after a disastrous attempt of resisting arrest, and Luigi's hands are stained with green blood for trying to fuse Paragoomba's feet togther. Daisy's crime? She tried sneaking into the rehearsals for Super Mario 3D World, but forgot to dye her hair correctly.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

What was DK's crime? Balding?

 

[Xiahou Dun]

He got two coins one match. Mushroom Kingdom coins