Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[Jigglypurin]

Baby Mario and Baby Luigi corpses repurposed into slick and trendy handbags.

I love it.

 

[Turkish Bottle Thing]

[quote author=Creature from the Depths of Hell Itself]I love it.
[/quote]

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

This is probably what that creature looks like

TIME TO SEND IT BACK!

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Hurray for paint-filtered Shy Guy and Paragoomba! They actually don't look stiff and off!

 

[Ray Trace]

[quote author=Creature from the Depths of Hell Itself]I love it.

[/quote]

i hate it

 

[Jigglypurin]

This is probably what that creature looks like

No, no, no. I look more like a personification of Lavos's scream.

 

[Noct]

But the future refused to change...

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

These criminals committed some terrible crime and were sentenced to a life-time in prison. You can tell it's a prison because the poorly-cropped images of officers printed on the front are happy to show you their hard work on stopping crime. You can tell those prisoners were horrible criminals because Shy Guy's feet were torn off after a disastrous attempt of resisting arrest, and Luigi's hands are stained with green blood for trying to fuse Paragoomba's feet togther. Daisy's crime? She tried sneaking into the rehearsals for Super Mario 3D World, but forgot to dye her hair correctly.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

What was DK's crime? Balding?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

He got two coins one match. Mushroom Kingdom coins

 

[Turkish Bottle Thing]

Poor Muigi. He didn't do anything. Free him!

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Daisy [...] forgot to dye her hair.

Oh she dyed it, but she died it brown instead of blonde.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Daisy [...] forgot to dye her hair.

Oh she dyed it, but she died it brown instead of blonde.

Then why is it pitch black?

 

[Noct]

That poor Shy Guy.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Poor Muigi. He didn't do anything.

Exactly his crime.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Poor Muigi. He didn't do anything.

Exactly his crime.

A sin of omission!

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

I think the point is

he did absolutely nothing

 

[Koops]

There he was. The murderer. He was latching onto his next prey. The victim screamed helplessly, hoping that their sounds of distress would be heard and answered...

I stood there, motionless. DOING. NOTHING.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

HALT! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! FOR MASSIVE DISCOMFORT FROM THE LACK OF AIR HOLES!

 

[Paper Mario]

Yoshi is a dinosaur who gives a bad sensation
When he stands tall he's what you call a foul abomination!

 

[Teedgee]

Now Yoshi's Tax Fraud is a little bit more believable.

 

[Moldomré]

Now Yoshi's Tax Fraud is a little bit more believable.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Yoshi committing tax fraud doesn't even make any sense.

Yoshi lives in Dinosaur Land.

Dinosaur Land doesn't have a government.

Taxes can't exist without a government to instate them.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Yoshi offshores his taxes to Dinosaur Land *because* it doesn't have taxes. Tax havens, look 'em up.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

A rare look at Toyota's failed attempt to get one of their karts as free DLC for Mario Kart 8.