Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

For a dollar?

I mean, they paid Mario, so that he would allow them to burn him?
 
I mean, his bloodshot eyes is a perfection reaction to anyone burning his head.
 
Why is he wearing a red shirt, overlaying it with a polio, and then topping it off with overalls?
 
Why do they have five toes, but only four fingers???
 
Feet are easier to animate than hands, I'm guessing.

Also, they have fingernails, as if these "babies" can't be any more grotesque.
 
You know, that explains a whole bunch.

That machine didn't actually turn these guys into babies. It turned them into diminutive humanoid mutant aliens.

Which explains that Kooky is...well kooky.
 
Leaked promotional advertising screenshot for the 6th nonremake Mario & Luigi game, where they combine the nightmare qualities of Mario & Luigi Dream Team and the vorey qualities of Mario & Luigi Bowser's Inside Story.

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It is rumored that Inflated Yoshi Pillow makes a guest appearance.