Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[Paper Mario]

They look cute with those eyes.

 

[Borp]

Is "cute" code for "terrifying"? D:

 

[Noct]

Some things simply aren't meant to be kawaii.

 

[Koops]

ARGH! WALUIGI'S TOO CUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! SYSTEM CRASHING!

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

If I were these kids, I would grab my "apocalypse is near" signs and run away to the edge of the universe as fast as I could.

I'm afraid apocalypse has started; that kid looks like Ellis from Left 4 Dead 2 in his early years, except the hat colors are reversed.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

 

[Teedgee]

Wow! Bowser has a bigger (bleep) than Luigi.

 

[Noct]

I guess King Boo still had that Bowser suit from Luigi's Mansion laying around, but the head got stuck in the torso.

 

[Turkish Bottle Thing]

...How did she go from this

to this thing?

 

[Cheeze]

This is by far the ugliest render ever:

 

[Starlight24]

technically not.

PGP is still more pointless somehow.

Baby Rosalina's existence is still triggering and i would blame Miyamoto for that one, because he probably was on the bandwagon to take away Rosalina's uniqueness since he never liked the backstory thing.

 

[Teedgee]

...How did she go from this

to this thing?

Hey, Intelligent Systems made her look better. (Even if she isn't a Shaman anymore, but still)

 

[Paper Mario]

...How did she go from this

to this thing?

Meh, better than being wiped from the canon entirely. It doesn't look that bad.

 

[Mcmadness]

Final Fantasy called, they wanted their black mage back.

 

[Borp]

...How did she go from this to this thing?

By quite literally being a different character entirely.

 

[Koops]

I mean SPM takes place in a different universe entirely...

Makes sens if you think about it.

 

[ThatGuy62]

Final Fantasy called, they wanted their black mage back.

But they have their Black Mage. He even comes by to play Basketball every once in a blue moon.

Spoiler

Is Mario Sports Mix/Mario Hoops where the rest of Dissidia WOL's party went?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Don't you find this novelty lamp in the bathroom at some point in the game?

 

[winstein]

Final Fantasy called, they wanted their black mage back.

But they have their Black Mage. He even comes by to play Basketball every once in a blue moon.

Spoiler

Is Mario Sports Mix/Mario Hoops where the rest of Dissidia WOL's party went?

I wish that the other Final Fantasy classes appeared besides White Mage, Black Mage and Ninja. The Knight, Red Mage and Monk would be great, and while we are at it, let's invite Blue Mage and Dragoon too!

Thank you for reading.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Spoiler: Remember that Mario one I posted earlier? Well...

 

[Alex95]

He-Mario

 

[Borp]

"I have-a tha power!"

 

[Noct]

Needs more Thundercats.

 

[Weasel]

Needs more Skeletor

nyeeeeeh

 

[Camwoodstock]

Yes. Milli Vanilli. In the DIC Cartoons.

And if you ever wanted to see the closest thing to a "cursed mario wiki" page... Milli Vanilli exists. I know, I know, that page does make sense with our coverage rulings, but it doesn't make it any less cursed we have a page on Milli Vanilli on the freaking Mario Wiki.