Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

ARGH! WALUIGI'S TOO CUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! SYSTEM CRASHING!
 
Iron Man said:
If I were these kids, I would grab my "apocalypse is near" signs and run away to the edge of the universe as fast as I could.
I'm afraid apocalypse has started; that kid looks like Ellis from Left 4 Dead 2 in his early years, except the hat colors are reversed.
 
I guess King Boo still had that Bowser suit from Luigi's Mansion laying around, but the head got stuck in the torso.
 
technically not.

PGP is still more pointless somehow.

Baby Rosalina's existence is still triggering and i would blame Miyamoto for that one, because he probably was on the bandwagon to take away Rosalina's uniqueness since he never liked the backstory thing.