Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[LeftyGreenMario]

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Note to self: never google "mario balloons" again.

Consider yourself lucky that that's the worst thing you found.

 

[Teedgee]

Hello, It's-a-me! The plumber you always loved as a kid!

Me: commits suicide

 

[Turkish Bottle Thing]

This poor man

 

[Koops]

SO Toad's a Blobfish now...

 

[Turkish Bottle Thing]

Blobfish toad > blobfish

 

[Paper Mario]

> regular toad

 

[Turkish Bottle Thing]

> regular toad

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Except Toad as a character's an unperson anyways. :P

He at least looks like a DiC background mushroom guy. I'm mostly concerned about that Hammer Bro's eyes.

 

[Teedgee]

Ok so let's see every problem with these figurines:

-chef Mario looks like he's cooking poop.
-Every Mario look like they just woke up from bed. Just look at their eyes!
-Koopa Troopa looks more like a Dry Bones with a biking helmet.
-Toad has a nose
-Peach has no legs.

And the most important part:

-The colours

 

[zel]

the hammer bro (i think?) has risen from his grave to reap some unfortunate souls

 

[Ray Trace]

SO Toad's a Blobfish now...

to be fair, you wouldn't look flattering if you were decompressed like the popular image of the blobfish is

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Yeah Blobfish actually look more like this

 

[Moldomré]

I haven't been in this thread in a while, but I didn't know that Mario game graphics were THIS good now! Is this the new Cheep Cheep look?

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Looks like it's time we revisited this bad boy

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I think it's more criminal that the image HAD to be 5,336 × 3,701 px.

 

[Ray Trace]

The model and rendering settings aren't even good, you can pretty much do with 1/4 of the size and still get what you need from that image.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Additionally from that game, someone who hit the Boo-ze a little too hard.

 

[Teedgee]

He looks kinda drunk.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Looks like it's time we revisited this bad boy

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

 

[Princess Céline]

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

It's telling that this thing got in Smash.

 

[zel]

the unholy trinity

 

[Turkish Bottle Thing]

I'm so glad this show is dead