Mario pictures

Empress of the Dark Winds

Everybody wants to rule the world
Pronouns
Kie/Mer
"Ironic" Racism is still racist, so yeah, thanks for making me avoid this book at all cost
It makes me wonder if there is some law preventing Nintendo taking these down considering they are for profit, a likely very very low profit but profit nonetheless
 

Googoogaga Spaghetti

Babies are better than grownups
Wiki Patroller
Pronouns
she/her
MarioWiki
Bazooka Mario
The first joke is them retreading that unfunny meme but the timing and structure are all off. It's horrific.

The second joke is just them describing a freaking gag comic that winstein shared a while back

anyway I remember these jokes. it was as awful as I remember. I think MarioWiki Twitter posted this a while back too.
 

J-Yoshi64

Always remembering Walkazo
Correction: the most unfunny, overused, CollegeHumor clichés
 

J-Yoshi64

Always remembering Walkazo
Do you think they get to keep these after the minigame?
 

J-Yoshi64

Always remembering Walkazo
Neat! I want one.
 

Flygon64

Flygon "I'll figure this out later" 64
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He/him
MarioWiki
Flygon64
Drinking [edit]



Mario finds himself drunk at a local Target.
The photo of a man in the back is surprised by the state Mario is in. The man can also be clearly seen staring at the person who took the photo as if to ask them "Why aren't you doing anything?".
 

Koopa con Carne

the slowpoke
MarioWiki
Koopa con Carne
Ignoring photographs and scans of the subject, this particular render of Rosalina holding her storybook has only ever been released on the Internet in the form of a promo graphic for a trading card. (The actual card has an iridescent sheen around her.)

On the subject of obscure artwork from trading cards, today we have... Toad looking agog!



Fans au fait with Mario artwork may recognise the above from a Wii/Wii U ad, obscure in itself



but what sets it apart is the shading. This shaded drawing of Toad had not been documented on the wiki prior to the upload of the card scan, which leads me to think it may have never had a proper digital release. Maybe I'll ask Supper Mario Broth to post about this.

Note that Toad has precedent of having shaded artwork of himself released in very isolated places, like this profile from a match-up game on Play Nintendo:



This has been Koopa con Carne, until the next mildly interesting Mario art report, signing out.
 
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J-Yoshi64

Always remembering Walkazo
Diagonal on all three axes.

What is this, Thwomp Desert?
 
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