Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

[Cloudwalker]

"They stomp towards racers with their maw wide open."

 

[Marioro]

One day, Wario is flying with his plane over the woods until it runs out of fuel and crashes.

 

[Camwoodstock]

someone posted this in the osamu sato discord and we had to double check they weren't just like, fucking with us. no, it's on the wiki.
war is hell.

 

[Troy McClure]

Luigi then rescues her and, as he does not know where she belongs, he shows it to whoever he meets.

 

[Cloudwalker]

"Of course, Luigi will be grass." -Hayzee article, Super Mario Wiki

 

[Troy McClure]

 

[Hatsune Miku]

 

[Troy McClure]

As narrated, they will never forget Yoshi's deeds.

 

[Troy McClure]

 

[Sparks]

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Say that 10 times fast!

 

[Troy McClure]

"GCN Baby Park" plays in GCN Baby Park.

 

[Koopa con Carne]

King K. Rool subsequently uses the Banandium Root's magic properties to transform the city into a bleak version of itself featuring K. Rool propaganda.

 

[BMfan08]

Evil building...

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Something about "Peach, but with a helmet on" just cracks me up

 

[Shmaluigi]

Wario does not sweat when lifting an Elephant above his head.

 

[mdl2401]

This is my personal favorite

"Bowser does not appear to take a liking to Baby Luigi, despite Baby Luigi being playful, and ends up biting his head and even giving a spanking after Baby Luigi urinates on him."

Like this too

"Finally, Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi grab and pull down Burt's pants, revealing his genitals."

Funny how both are from the Super Mario-Kun

Super Mario Kun was really weird back then

 

[mdl2401]

SuperMarioFacts's Halloween Gimmick made me think of how the Glitch pages's section headers make for awesomely bad track names.


CROTCH FACE GUY AND HIS PIRATE GOOMBAS PRESENT:

KILL KLUMP WITH DIDDY KONG, feat:

1. Non-Appearing Dog House
2. Fly Guy Suicide
3. Permanently Crushed
4. Falling through the planet
5. Victory Dance on Fences (MarioWiki mix)
6. The Rolling Glitch
7. Insane Vertical Zipping
8. Get into the Barn House During the Day
9. Bad Timing, Yoshi
10. Eating Baby Mario
11. Is that a question?!
12. Wrong planet vibration
13. Fly Guy Suicide (Reprise)

And likely 14. We are very sorry for this album(?) (If it really is one)

 

[Hatsune Miku]

 

[BMfan08]

 

[Camwoodstock]

 

[Lily]

In the Latin American Spanish dub, Kooky mentions little French women.

 

[Marioro]

his 12,423 year sentence with no parole is a lot better than one more day with the Koopas.

 

[Koopa con Carne]

Spoiler: TW: blood, death

Luigi's murder scene

 

[Marioro]

"Vous n'allez pas vous ennuyer!"
—Donkey Kong

 

[mdl2401]

Wait @Koopa con Carne how did Luigi die?