Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

This thread should strictly be for MarioWiki text, not for outside wikis though.
 
no baby mario means :(
 
I don't know why but this image paired with this caption without any context amuses me

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"The stork in shock upon realizing his mistake"
 
add an image of DK working on something in the box next time to make it extra inconspicuous
 
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argh, i didn't know about the part where the stork literally gets into a fight cloud in the third act in the opening, i didn't save the page yet because three images is a lot for the story section but.........