Your headcanons

Dr. Eggman

I am the enemy, I will succeed
Wario is an entrepreneur. While working at his businesses he is a formal and smart. While he has a bad temper, he is often able to keep it in check. The brash and cocky personality he has is one he only puts on when around his friends, such as the Mario Bros. and Waluigi. While he was a treasure hunter in his past, he now has no need for it, as he used the money he gained from it to fund his more profitable business ventures. How many? Well he has:
-Two Stadiums
-A Gold Mine
-A Scrapyard for ships
-A Dam and a Ski Resort
While still having enough spare money to buy an entire colosseum.

Essentially Wario is the embodiment of the American Dream.

Related to this, there was an incident in the Mushroom Kingdom's past where many people bought ships , but then the Kingdom had an overabundance of them, making them almost worthless, while making scrapyard dedicated entirely to getting rid of ships highly profitable. This explains why Wario would own one of these.


Roll ho ho and a bottle of barnacles!
I'm assuming you just counted the platformers. But did you count how many times per platformer? She gets kidnapped twice in 3D Land for example.
Really? I don't remember that...

Well, I did realize I missed Super Mario Run and probably a few others, but no, I didn't just count the platformers.


The idiot who puts things in the wrong board.
Still feels like it should be way more than 25.

You Watanabe

Koops, King of Cowards.
I mean that's the number of times she was captured ON-SCREEN.

Haha look guys I just made it harder on you.

Stick Man

I think that after every Mario game that does not have a direct sequel, the universe implodes and gives rebirth to the next Mario game like it does in Mario Galaxy.