Super Smash Bros. for Wii U & 3DS Discussion

[Xiahou Ba]

I've read a list of challenges for the Wii U version

....too many of them gave me cancer

Like, "Complete 9.0 Intensity without losing any lives"

Or how about "Complete All-Star on Hard with all characters"

 

[Tyrell Badd]

I hope whoever made the "Kirby's Crazy Appetite" event has their knees broken with a metal baseball bat.

 

[Stargazing]

Like, "Complete 9.0 Intensity without losing any lives"

Or how about "Complete All-Star on Hard with all characters"

plz
no

 

[Xiahou Ba]

I hope whoever made the "Kirby's Crazy Appetite" event has their knees broken with a metal baseball bat.

hmm i wonder what it....

*looks it up*

"You're Kirby. You have 150% under a short time limit. You have to eat food that slowly replenishes health until you get 0%. Oh by the way, there are three Dedede's who not only spam Gordos onto you but eat your food as well."

well isn't that nice.

 

[Zae]

I hope whoever made the "Kirby's Crazy Appetite" event has their knees broken with a metal baseball bat.

hmm i wonder what it....

*looks it up*

"You're Kirby. You have 150% under a short time limit. You have to eat food that slowly replenishes health until you get 0%. Oh by the way, there are three Dedede's who not only spam Gordos onto you but eat your food as well."

well isn't that nice.

thats an understatement

that event is bullshit

 

[Gumball Machine]

I hope whoever made the "Kirby's Crazy Appetite" event has their knees broken with a metal baseball bat.

hmm i wonder what it....

*looks it up*

"You're Kirby. You have 150% under a short time limit. You have to eat food that slowly replenishes health until you get 0%. Oh by the way, there are three Dedede's who not only spam Gordos onto you but eat your food as well."

well isn't that nice.

Also, more Dededes spawn periodically.

 

[Stargazing]

I hope whoever made the "Kirby's Crazy Appetite" event has their knees broken with a metal baseball bat.

hmm i wonder what it....

*looks it up*

"You're Kirby. You have 150% under a short time limit. You have to eat food that slowly replenishes health until you get 0%. Oh by the way, there are three Dedede's who not only spam Gordos onto you but eat your food as well."

well isn't that nice.

Also, more Dededes spawn periodically.

what the fuck why

 

[Magikrazy]

It's not 150. It's 140, and that's on hard.

There are 5 dededes, with two appearing later on.

The stage is great cave offensive.

you guys are making it sound harder than it actually is

of course i dont have the game so i guess im not the best person to talk about the difficulty

 

[Tyrell Badd]

It isn't the event itself that's difficult, but the fact that it's on the GCO stage. Like it's near impossible to see anything, especially when there's five dededes on the four corners of the map, zooming the stage out greatly. You also need to eat one of the dedede's to have their ability to inhale food because Kirby doesn't have that for some ungodly reason. You also need to be literally touching the food in order to eat it and the animation for eating it takes a few seconds too...enough seconds for the dededes to come to you and start damaging you. Probably the worst event mode in the game, and that's saying alot considering how many shitty events there are.

It doesn't help that two of the challenges require this to be done on hard (one specifically for this event and one for getting all the rewards on the events).

 

[Xiahou Ba]

It's not 150. It's 140, and that's on hard.

There are 5 dededes, with two appearing later on.

The stage is great cave offensive.

you guys are making it sound harder than it actually is

of course i dont have the game so i guess im not the best person to talk about the difficulty

you also omitted the time limit, a major factor in this event's "difficulty"

 

[YuruNex]

I've read a list of challenges for the Wii U version

....too many of them gave me cancer

Like, "Complete 9.0 Intensity without losing any lives"

Or how about "Complete All-Star on Hard with all characters"

Seriously the challenge board is nuts.

"Clear Classic at intensity 9.0 without any customizations."

"Clear Crazy Orders after 10 or more turns while playing as Greninja."

"Play as Dr Mario and get Fever Rush 8 or more times alone in a single game of Trophy Rush."

"Get a perfect on every stage in Target Blast."

 

[Lumastar]

I completed "Kirby's Crazy Appetite" on hard, and I'll say that I was relieved when I finally completed it.

"Clear Crazy Orders after 10 or more turns while playing as Greninja."

That's nowhere near as hard as the others you mentioned.

I also realized that I misread the challenge to "complete Classic on 9.0 without losing a life." I thought that it was no continues. Dang.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

eew gross

what's with nintendo's intense fear of people talking to each other online

If you watched the direct, you would understand that they did it to ensure that there wasn't any lag or slow down the game itself. I mean, isn't lag a major thing people love to complain about with online matches on things? I rather have a fun, non-lagging battle than to hear my friends swearing their mouths off over a mic with a few periods of slow down.

 

[Lumastar]

eew gross

what's with nintendo's intense fear of people talking to each other online

If you watched the direct, you would understand that they did it to ensure that there wasn't any lag or slow down the game itself. I mean, isn't lag a major thing people love to complain about with online matches on things? I rather have a fun, non-lagging battle than to hear my friends swearing their mouths off over a mic with a few periods of slow down.

You just reminded me of this comic for Mario Kart 8:

Different game, but same scenario.

 

[SKmaric]

I've read a list of challenges for the Wii U version

....too many of them gave me cancer

Like, "Complete 9.0 Intensity without losing any lives"

Or how about "Complete All-Star on Hard with all characters"

Seriously the challenge board is nuts.

"Clear Classic at intensity 9.0 without any customizations."

"Clear Crazy Orders after 10 or more turns while playing as Greninja."

"Play as Dr Mario and get Fever Rush 8 or more times alone in a single game of Trophy Rush."

"Get a perfect on every stage in Target Blast."

Can I transfer my Golden Hammers from the 3DS to the Wii U?

 

[Icemario]

"Complete 9.0 Intensity without losing any lives"

"Clear Classic at intensity 9.0 without any customizations."

Too bad these weren't in the 3DS version, I've done the latter with everyone and the former several times already.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

The "Get a Perfect on every Target Blast" gives the best trophy and I suggest you guys do it. I'm not even lying. The first two can be perfected with Ness, the third must be done with Ganondorf.

Spoiler: trophy spoilers

It's a Magolor trophy. There's actually more than one non-Kirby Super Star trophies in this game. Apparently there's a Galacta Knight one but I forget which challenge it's associated with.

 

[Lumastar]

The "Get a Perfect on every Target Blast" gives the best trophy and I suggest you guys do it. I'm not even lying. The first two can be perfected with Ness, the third must be done with Ganondorf.

Spoiler: trophy spoilers

It's a Magolor trophy. There's actually more than one non-Kirby Super Star trophies in this game. Apparently there's a Galacta Knight one but I forget which challenge it's associated with.

Spoiler

You mean Galacta Knight from Kirby Super Star Ultra?

Just kidding! Did you find out which challenge?

Pic of the day. Here's a basic size of the map for Smash Tour. The card suits and star marks are check points. You'll get a full-round bonus if you pass them all, and you'll get a strength bonus if you stop on any of them.

If you look reaaally closely, you'll see that by rolling a 5, you can pass through the center of the map to the other end. This means that you'll have an advantage if you keep rolling 5s!! Trophies like Ashley's that slow down the roulette wheel may help you out here.

More Smash Tour! Yay?

 

[Pyro]

That fuckin' 1640 ft-1656 ft in HRC as ROB...ugh

 

[Pokemon DP]

If you watched the direct, you would understand that they did it to ensure that there wasn't any lag or slow down the game itself. I mean, isn't lag a major thing people love to complain about with online matches on things? I rather have a fun, non-lagging battle than to hear my friends swearing their mouths off over a mic with a few periods of slow down.

Haven't played the Wii U version, but sounds to me like Nintendo needs to optimise a little better if voice chat is going to lag the game that significantly.

 

[Nysic]

That fuckin' 1640 ft-1656 ft in HRC as ROB...ugh

Just finished that one, took me a long time.



Anyone else think that in event mode, the first final battle (with Bowser, Dedede, and Ganondorf) is MUUUUCH harder than the second one (with Mario, Mega Man, Sonic, and Pac-Man)?

 

[Nabber]

If you watched the direct, you would understand that they did it to ensure that there wasn't any lag or slow down the game itself. I mean, isn't lag a major thing people love to complain about with online matches on things? I rather have a fun, non-lagging battle than to hear my friends swearing their mouths off over a mic with a few periods of slow down.

Haven't played the Wii U version, but sounds to me like Nintendo needs to optimise a little better if voice chat is going to lag the game that significantly.

^

i don't know if it's because the wii u is underpowered or if the code is just really inefficient, but if other games (or at least other systems) can do voice chat, nintendo really needs to get their priorities straight

 

[MnSG]

"Complete 9.0 Intensity without losing any lives"

"Clear Classic at intensity 9.0 without any customizations."

Too bad these weren't in the 3DS version, I've done the latter with everyone and the former several times already.

I really wish that the harder challenges were more tolerable, as there's even one intensity level 9.0 challenge where you have to complete that intensity within 12 minutes with Marth. Sure, Counter may be helpful against Master Core, but you still have to get past the monsters that come before it. And of course, there's the Master Fortress portion of the battle as well.

Anyway, this game really overdid it with the challenge difficulty, as not even Brawl had that many absurd challenges; the only Brawl challenges that were Golden Hammer immune contained rewards that are affiliated with the Subspace Emissary.

 

[Giga12]

"Complete 9.0 Intensity without losing any lives"

"Clear Classic at intensity 9.0 without any customizations."

Too bad these weren't in the 3DS version, I've done the latter with everyone and the former several times already.

I really wish that the harder challenges were more tolerable, as there's even one intensity level 9.0 challenge where you have to complete that intensity within 12 minutes with Marth. Sure, Counter may be helpful against Master Core, but you still have to get past the monsters that come before it. And of course, there's the Master Fortress portion of the battle as well.

Anyway, this game really overdid it with the challenge difficulty, as not even Brawl had that many absurd challenges; the only Brawl challenges that were Golden Hammer immune contained rewards that are affiliated with the Subspace Emissary.

They weren't kidding when they said the challenges would be harder, but I find them more annoying. They're basically "do hard thing, then do it again with a certain character."

 

[Xiahou Ba]

more like "do hard thing again but do it in a fashion that makes it even more infuriating"

like say, survive Cruel Smash with Luigi over a minute