Unpopular opinions about the Mario series

[Yoshi! Yoshi!]

Shy Guys feel the most non-Mushroom Kingdom of characters.

 

[Toasty Toad]

The shooting star sucks is just has the worst drift

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Yes the shooting star is the worst goddamn vehicle in the series

while everyone else has a pretty cool unlockable vehicle, like Jeeps, airplanes, cardboard (but broken) tanks, blue cars with giant wheels, monster cradles, cucumber racing cars, tractors, three-wheelers, Mario's stuck with... what even is this? It's just a star with a trail and space to drive. It looks HORRIBLE from the back too, which is most of the time you'll see this. Sure, Peach and Daisy are stuck with recolors of each other, but at least the twin Dancers look all right on their own.

It's such a shame Mario's stuck with TWO ugly vehicles too! It's not like B dasher is pretty. It looks like a goddamn cigarette with metallic tubes sticking out.

 

[Toasty Toad]

I was talking about the wii version

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Yes the shooting star is the worst goddamn vehicle in the series

while everyone else has a pretty cool unlockable vehicle, like Jeeps, airplanes, cardboard (but broken) tanks, blue cars with giant wheels, monster cradles, cucumber racing cars, tractors, three-wheelers, Mario's stuck with... what even is this? It's just a star with a trail and space to drive. It looks HORRIBLE from the back too, which is most of the time you'll see this. Sure, Peach and Daisy are stuck with recolors of each other, but at least the twin Dancers look all right on their own.

It's such a shame Mario's stuck with TWO ugly vehicles too! It's not like B dasher is pretty. It looks like a goddamn cigarette with metallic tubes sticking out.

yeah like who even designed this vehicle, they literally took a 2d decal, put a z dimension on it, and slapped wheels on it

it's like taking a 2d image of a lightning bolt and putting wheels on it.

 

[Toasty Toad]

I never played as mario in MKds

 

[Koopa con Carne]

Yes the shooting star is the worst goddamn vehicle in the series

while everyone else has a pretty cool unlockable vehicle, like Jeeps, airplanes, cardboard (but broken) tanks, blue cars with giant wheels, monster cradles, cucumber racing cars, tractors, three-wheelers, Mario's stuck with... what even is this? It's just a star with a trail and space to drive. It looks HORRIBLE from the back too, which is most of the time you'll see this. Sure, Peach and Daisy are stuck with recolors of each other, but at least the twin Dancers look all right on their own.

It's such a shame Mario's stuck with TWO ugly vehicles too! It's not like B dasher is pretty. It looks like a goddamn cigarette with metallic tubes sticking out.

With that star's sharp corner pointed directly at the driver's throat, I don't want to imagine what abruptly braking into this thing looks or feels like.

 

[Yoshi! Yoshi!]

Daisy is a rather annoying character.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

I don't think that's an unpopular opinion? Why do you think "HI I'M DAISY" got so infamous during the 2000s?

 

[Yoshi! Yoshi!]

I don't think that's an unpopular opinion? Why do you think "HI I'M DAISY" got so infamous during the 2000s?

Haha fair enough.

Penguin Mario and Luigi are terrible Tonooki rip offs. Enough with animal skins Nintendo.