Unpopular opinions about the Mario series

[Xiahou Dun]

The truth

 

[Marioro]

The truth is that Mario is not smart enough to see that Peach has Stockholm syndrome and is cheating him with Bowser

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Mario's primary focus is the cake anyway.

 

[Marioro]

Yeah what did this mean then

 

[Xiahou Dun]

The thought of cake.

 

[Marioro]

Nonsense. Mario would prefer pasta.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Yeah what did this mean then

that white pixel on mario's left ear (before peach covers it) is extremely jarring and i can't unsee it

 

[Xiahou Dun]

It's cake frosting, that's why.

 

[Marioro]

Its coconut cream pie. Her favorite


See what I mean

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Her specialty is strawberry cake, though?

 

[Marioro]

Yes, but Bowser's is coconut cream pie, get it?

In other words yes Stockholm syndrome