✨Mushroom Kingdom's fabulously glittery plumber✨
All this tells me is that he's a spoiled ape and should probably spend time playing with his rotten bananas instead. Mario is suuuuch an enabler too for giving him a free Mini Mario.
DK is still a moron who thinks King K Rool's crown is a banana or something. He might have thought Pauline was a banana too and made Mario world famous but in the end, he's still a dumb ape and his parents really must've not liked him.That spoiled ape kickstarted the whole franchise.
Ok it was technically Cranky but he had the same name so fuck it. Thank DK for your fat plumber plushies and decapitated Yoshi amiibo.