Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

Granted, but you think of an even better idea, that Porplemontage buys off you for a better price.

I wish for death.
 
Granted but without life there is no death so we all live forever!

i wish that there was no smileys here on Marioboards.
 
Granted. There is frownies instead, and they are considerably funnier

I wish that there were no burgers on the planet.
 
But hot dogs become a million times better and is healthier causing Mc Donalds to go out of buisiness, and Five guys Burgers and fries becomes much more popular

I wish that something bad happened, that was so bad no one could make it good.
 
Granted but nothing happens since nothing was specified.

I wish for knives to stab into everyone on the planet except for one person who suffocates to death.
 
It's terrible. really terrible. So terrible that people find it so terrible, they try to make it good. And good they make it. And it was good. ninja'd

Granted, but life is reborn and better than ever.

I wish that apples would kill me.
 
Lolcrawler said:
Radagast the Brown said:
Granted, but life is reborn and better than ever.
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I wish that I never died, but everyone I meet will always die, and not be reborn.
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Granted, you did not answer my wish, but whatever, You are rejoined by beings from outer space.

I wish that apples would kill me.
 
Granted, but when you die, you go to your ultimate paradise.

I wish nothing existed.
 
Granted but without anything there could not be nothing so everything exists.

I wish for ultimate pain, beyond the pain of death. So much you want people to kill you.
 
Granted but :yoshi: lives!!!

I wish that there was a cage fight between everybody in the forum against everyone else.