Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

[Nabber]

Granted, you only go to Limbo instead of hell.

I wish I went to hell.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, you go to Hell, Michigan.

I wish Hitler was still alive.

 

[Ultraluigi]

Granted, he would die again after seeing all of the internet memes.
I wish and were dead.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you only kill the smileys, not the characters, but nobody gets killed since the smileys don't have the ability to die.

I wish for you to die.

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

I die, but I am reborn as a beautiful toucan and you find a hundred dollar bill on the ground.

I wish it cost twenty million dollars to get a haircut.

 

[SonicMario]

Granted, the Barber is a nice, beautiful girl that marries you thus sharing her wealth with you

I wish I falled the next time I go down stairs.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you break a door and fall on the softest surface ever and the place you entered is a secret basement that can give you anything you want.

I wish everybody were poor.

 

[Ultraluigi]

Granted, but will make everything better.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. " " means make the world the most peaceful it can be.

I wish chocolate donuts would rain from the skies.

 

[Pit]

Granted. The donuts taste like chocolate victory.

I wish Fire Emblem didn't hate me.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, the Fire Emblem now loves you.

I wish had a 8) that wouldn't go when it saw .

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but it wouldn't anyways

I wish that Yoshi's died out.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but you get a free, preserved dead Yoshi body to look at

I wish Wario was not funny

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but suddenly is a hit in hilarity and is 10 times better.

I wish that Mario did not exist.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but you get a series even better than Mario

I wish I was fat

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, but you win "The Biggest Loser" and win a lot of money.

I wish everyone didn't know anything at all.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, you come up with new ideas and you take credit for everything

I wish Windows got destroyed

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, you invent something better.

I wish it was -999 degrees all the time.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted and you learn to survive that degree.

I wish I was marinated and covered in sauce and served on a platter

 

[User4042]

granted, but baby luigi is the side dish

i wish to have a pet bloodthristy trex that hates me

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but it eventually loves you and eats your worst enemies

I wish Scrub Jays didn't come to my yard anymore

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, they come into your house.

I wish that I would always lose at everything.

 

[Cirdec]

Granted but you won the ultimate loser contest.

I wish my english level would be even worse.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but he gets so bad he gets fired.

I wish that the moon crashed into the Earth.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But it is actually made of cheese, causing it to bring food to the starving countries, such as the smaller african ones.

I wish that Mario wiki didn't exist!!!