Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

[Nabber]

Granted, you only go to Limbo instead of hell.

I wish I went to hell.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, you go to Hell, Michigan.

I wish Hitler was still alive.

 

[Ultraluigi]

Granted, he would die again after seeing all of the internet memes.
I wish and were dead.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you only kill the smileys, not the characters, but nobody gets killed since the smileys don't have the ability to die.

I wish for you to die.

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

I die, but I am reborn as a beautiful toucan and you find a hundred dollar bill on the ground.

I wish it cost twenty million dollars to get a haircut.

 

[SonicMario]

Granted, the Barber is a nice, beautiful girl that marries you thus sharing her wealth with you

I wish I falled the next time I go down stairs.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you break a door and fall on the softest surface ever and the place you entered is a secret basement that can give you anything you want.

I wish everybody were poor.

 

[Ultraluigi]

Granted, but will make everything better.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. " " means make the world the most peaceful it can be.

I wish chocolate donuts would rain from the skies.

 

[Pit]

Granted. The donuts taste like chocolate victory.

I wish Fire Emblem didn't hate me.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, the Fire Emblem now loves you.

I wish had a 8) that wouldn't go when it saw .

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but it wouldn't anyways

I wish that Yoshi's died out.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but you get a free, preserved dead Yoshi body to look at

I wish Wario was not funny