My mom's birthday gift to me was stealing over $1250 from me because I wouldn't answer her relentless phone calls 
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I'm now officially 21.
I'm feeling nostalgic for the days of February when I had no neighbors on the other side of my bedroom wall and I knew I could actually sleep without neighbor noise bothering me.
A throwaway practice sentence from my German class managed to manifest itself into reality about 30 minutes after I left.
"Azi isst Pasta, weil sie Hunger hat."
I just finished my chicken alfredo.
I wish it were Sunday already, I want to be 21.
I don't know who came up with the number Fünf in German but I'm glad they did because it's really fun to say.
Old levels in GD are learny and annoying but I will be taking my fluke from 58 and moving on with my life.
Every now and then, I'll randomly get fixated on the theme song from a sitcom that I've only watched a couple episodes of. Right now it's Parks and Rec.
I need like, a turbo haircut. My hair has gotten so out of control that it tends to just fly everywhere and look absolutely terrible.
I'm proud of myself, I walked almost a mile back home and I barely felt that exhausted at all. I've definitely been a lot more in shape since I've been going to school.
Can't believe I have three generations of Bowsers as my rivals in Mario Kart right now.
I think I would rather have aphantasia than constantly have my mind haunted by any slightly creepy imagery for hours at the most.
"In rem jurisdiction" lawsuits have some of the funniest names of all time. Some highlights include:
Marcus v. Search Warrant.
South Dakota v. 15 Impounded Cats.
One 1958 Plymouth Sedan v. Pennsylvania.
United States v. 50 Acres of Land.
Memoirs v. Massachusetts.
United States v. 37 Photographs.
United States v. Article Consisting of 50,000 Cardboard Boxes More or Less, Each Containing One Pair of Clacker Balls.
I can't believe 2011 was 19 years ago already.
I have class tomorrow but for some reason I just really don't feel like sleeping, so I'll probably end up staying awake until about 3:00 AM and being incredibly tired at school.
Nothing cures depression as well as going to a comedy show and blowing my voice out laughing.
I somehow managed to cough in time with the rhythm of PXTTXRN SXXKXR since it's apparently just that rhythm-based.
I had a dream a night or two ago that I was getting a phone call from Tucker Carlson, of all people.
I declined that phone call.
I'm really tempted to make a thread reviewing all of the restaurants at my school.
Only two out of my 43 Discord friends (or 4.7%) use real pictures of themselves as avatars, which I feel like is a good tell for the kinds of people I hang out with online.
Of all the things I could have stuck in my head right now, why is it the theme song from Love, American Style?
I never thought I would be nostalgic for a thermostat but my dad wouldn't stop pushing us to get this new one installed and I already don't like it. Complicated thermostats are really annoying to me since if I'm changing the settings, it probably means I'm either too hot or too cold; not exactly the best time to try to figure out how the damn thing works. Our old thermostat had up and down buttons, a heat/cool switch, and a fan setting. It was so simple and I wish I had it back.
Thank you for coming to my late night, very petty, very cold TED talk.
I just got called based for the first time and it feels so good.
Trying to figure out which gender identity I fall into is really annoying so I'm just going to give up on gender entirely. I'm an agender Shy Guy now.
Just went on a nice walk over to textbook services in a nice, cromulent, comfortable 21 degrees. -
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