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  • I don't know who came up with the number Fünf in German but I'm glad they did because it's really fun to say.
    Old levels in GD are learny and annoying but I will be taking my fluke from 58 and moving on with my life.
    I need like, a turbo haircut. My hair has gotten so out of control that it tends to just fly everywhere and look absolutely terrible.
    Mike Wheeler
    Mike Wheeler
    Water can help with that at least marginally. Also keep record of which people it is that cut your hair so you know who is more likely to do a good job with what hairstyle you wanted and other aspects
    Can't believe I have three generations of Bowsers as my rivals in Mario Kart right now.
    I think I would rather have aphantasia than constantly have my mind haunted by any slightly creepy imagery for hours at the most.
    "In rem jurisdiction" lawsuits have some of the funniest names of all time. Some highlights include:

    Marcus v. Search Warrant.

    South Dakota v. 15 Impounded Cats.

    One 1958 Plymouth Sedan v. Pennsylvania.

    United States v. 50 Acres of Land.

    Memoirs v. Massachusetts.

    United States v. 37 Photographs.

    United States v. Article Consisting of 50,000 Cardboard Boxes More or Less, Each Containing One Pair of Clacker Balls.
    I have class tomorrow but for some reason I just really don't feel like sleeping, so I'll probably end up staying awake until about 3:00 AM and being incredibly tired at school.
    Nothing cures depression as well as going to a comedy show and blowing my voice out laughing.
    I had a dream a night or two ago that I was getting a phone call from Tucker Carlson, of all people.

    I declined that phone call.
    I'm really tempted to make a thread reviewing all of the restaurants at my school.
    Only two out of my 43 Discord friends (or 4.7%) use real pictures of themselves as avatars, which I feel like is a good tell for the kinds of people I hang out with online.
    Of all the things I could have stuck in my head right now, why is it the theme song from Love, American Style?
    I never thought I would be nostalgic for a thermostat but my dad wouldn't stop pushing us to get this new one installed and I already don't like it. Complicated thermostats are really annoying to me since if I'm changing the settings, it probably means I'm either too hot or too cold; not exactly the best time to try to figure out how the damn thing works. Our old thermostat had up and down buttons, a heat/cool switch, and a fan setting. It was so simple and I wish I had it back.

    Thank you for coming to my late night, very petty, very cold TED talk.
    I might just use a render of Mario as my avatar for a while before my Shy Boy commission is done. It would be fitting since I've been especially gay for Mario over the past few days.
    If only I could go back and tell kid me that the feelings I have about Mario and Luigi aren't anything to be ashamed of and that everyone has fictional crushes.
    Discord: (brags in the update notes about how many bugs they've fixed)

    The app: (crashes several times after the update and encounters a completely new bug)

    Makes sense to me, guys.
    Lin Beifong
    Lin Beifong
    We see you are having a great experience with Discord. Would you like to try Nitro?

    We're constantly trying to improve our platform by inventing new ways to rip you off and bleed your wallet by holding basic features hostage. Be part of the dream today!

    Here are a bunch of random cool words that make us sound hip and cool with the kidz yo: "gamer", "lol", "roxorz", "sk8bord", "kewl", "phat", "lingo", "geodesic dome", "yolo", "bob", "n00b", "miami", "teh", "anime", "sergio", etc.
    Mike Wheeler
    Mike Wheeler
    Discord Nitro makes the Switch Online expansion price look good in comparison

    Azi said:
    Discord: (brags in the update notes about how many bugs they've fixed)

    The app: (crashes several times after the update and encounters a completely new bug)
    My computer after updating this morning be like
    Zaphking
    Zaphking
    The price of Nitro is practically highway robbery with how many features they hide behind a massive pay wall. Profile banners and an actually passable file size limit shouldn't be locked behind a subscription service.
    The temptation to spend the entirety of my anthropology class playing GD and not paying attention whatsoever.
    Zaphking
    Zaphking
    I didn't realize that just a couple minutes after this post, my teacher would start making fun of the ridiculous amount of ads on pretty much every website.
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