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  • I'm the CEO of an organization called GROW. "Get Rid Of Wario". It's for the growth of Mushroom Kingdom.
    Koopa con Carne
    Koopa con Carne
    And I'm the CEO of WET: Wario Ethical Treatment. Currently raising funds for a shelter for Wario's, who are facing the threat of extinction.

    This is not a government maneuver to herd them all in one place and make them easier to target.
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    If you don't like this then I suggest you join "DAL" which is also an official organization. It stands for "Dump Awful Luigi".
    Will Solace
    Will Solace
    I guess you could say Wario hasn't GROWn at you at all then.
    If you have an irrational hatred for Mario, take comfort in the fact that he's named after a landlord.
    ClawgripFan9001
    ClawgripFan9001
    Fun fact: When James "Angry Video Game Nerd" Rolfe was in college, him and Mike Matei made a video where James played the landlord Mario was named after, and James portrayed the landlord as a disgruntled angry potty mouthed and beer drinking man who was jealous of Mario's success.
    Princess Viola
    Princess Viola
    That makes me hate him even more!
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    @The Pink Ranger Let yourself stew in your hatred of Mario, it's the only way to enjoy your broiled hatred without risk of food poisoning.
    I forgot we were supposed to have E3 this year

    now you guys know what it's like to be me trying my best to ignore this crap and show pity to angry people on hype cycle withdrawal
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    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    I was going to write "show condescending pity to angry people on hype withdrawal" but thought it was too mean-spirited

    Then I saw Xenoblade 3 getting review bombed on Metacritic.
    Hot take: here's a fish to fry: why doesn't Mario Kart Tour add fuel to the fire and have a Fire Mario alt. I'm steamed. These developers are soooo fired!
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    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    Eh that won't happen before these alts

    Blonde Anime Cosplayer Dr. Mario
    Sassy Celebrity Peach
    DJ Jockey Businessman Mario
    Daring Dancer Luigi
    Elementary School Teacher Yoshi
    Tacky Carnie Grandfather Chroma Key
    Aspiring Criminal Peach
    Indoor Gym Rat Luigi
    New Age Gardener Rosalina
    Avant Garde French Street Artist Mario
    Hard Working Electrician Waluigi
    Pile of vomit Wario

    Please take notes Nintendo
    Tom Lizard
    Tom Lizard
    Don't forget Slightly Greener Hat Baby Luigi, who's locked behind the Mario Kart Tour Special Hyper Gold Pass Deluxe Booster Pack.
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    Jeez, if that were a thing then his hat color would actually match his shoe color and that would be the sign of the upcoming End Times.
    Any media with people voting, driving cars, calling insurance agencies, buying a car, or filing taxes should notify kids of such adult content
    See, Daisy just needed a surgery for getting both balls and ovaries to keep up with the rest of the roster.
    Koopa con Carne
    Koopa con Carne
    Maybe Kritter should do the same thing. Doesn't even have to be expensive; bet there are many creatures in the jungle willing to carry out the procedure on him.
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    Kritter is definitely lacking those, but time will tell if Kritter is able to get the necessary procedures especially considering the concerning healthcare access issues in the jungle.
    I'm happy we're in a time period where fans can output better renders than some official stuff. I was impressed with GCN-era renders of the day, but fans with little budget can now output something that looks better than those.
    Can we all agree that summer sucks and it's getting worse every year
    I've been wanting to be wiki staff for literally years since I signed up and I'm so ecstatic I finally managed to be one! :happy:
    Toadette: Hey, why did you destroy my house? I thought I had you under my control. You'd better fix it up right now, cause I won't be happy if I have to tell your parents that you're misbehaving.
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    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    :babymario: Ha! Me's not fixing your stinky house. You're not my mom!
    Toadettefan
    Toadettefan
    Toadette: Hmm…you really shouldn't be treating me like this. Mom and Dad are out getting groceries right now. I'm your babysitter, so you must obey me until they get back. I know you're close to Mom, but you can obey me, right?
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    :luigi: Did somebody call?
    :babymario: NO!
    If you don't have both pairs of balls and ovaries, you will not survive Mario Strikers Battle League. Daisy is still scheduled for her surgery.

    Happy pride month.
    We live in society where we show wolves devouring girls, witches getting cooked alive, a boy freezing his head on Pluto, Bowser getting his skin fried off, salmon explicitly inseminating their eggs, but a pregnant man is obscene and children's eyes must be averted.
    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    i had to argue someone on gamefaqs who legit thinks teaching a pregnant man on a flashcard to preschoolers is equivalent to nazi and communist indoctrination and that we'd be hypocritical if desantis/abbott had their own political machinations
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    remember a pregnant person with short hair and a tie is political but a pregnant person with long hair and a dress is not

    clearly it must be the tie. ban ties.
    I really want to get an opportunity to pounce on people who say "let that sink in" and ask "what does it want now?"
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