Mario Party X

Ok but honestly who the hell would've ever thought a hairy adult italian fat dwarf on a penguin suit would look cute. How did they do it. Brilliant.

Oswald Cobblepot Mario

I was extremely anxious the past few nights just following the election and trying to play games to get my mind off them. But I'm happy America rejected fascism at least for the next four years.

Chill Penguin Mario

i got so hyped when i got to world 3 in NSMBW for the first time cause of this powerup, especially in that first level where you slide through everything

Nice theme change.

They make all these anniversary promotional materials for Mario platformers but why do we not ever have the grand book of everything Mario Party? Heck, where's the Mario Kart and Mario Golf anniversary stuff????

Show me a magic trick

I feel there's a weird sense of irony that in Smash Bros., I turned Mario, a normally silent protagonist, into a man that won't shut the hell up about marvelous 3DS tech functions and Sports Mix Press conferences.

WHOO-HOO! MARIO'S THE WIENER!
WHOO-HOO! MARIO'S THE -take-a that!
Well I'm *air horn noises* I'm gonna get you, Sonic.! It's the next time! Whoo-hoo hoo!
I'll do it, have a rotten day!
Hello I'm a Mario-*monkey noises*
WHOO-HOO! MARIO'S-Yoo-hoo!
Yoohoo-!
As you look-a closer-
WHOO-HOO! MARIO'S THE WIENER!
I gotta say *monkey noises*
As you look-a closer,-
Take a that!
Hello, I'm-a Mario- YOO HOO!
Hello, I'm-a Mario, let's make-a- YOOHOO!
As you look-a closer
You can enjoy my adventures in the Mushroom Kingdom, and all
Hello, I'm-a Mario, let's make-a pizza pie together! *monkey noises*
*monkey noises*

Parents just freaked out because a blue jay landed in our front yard

Imagine if Nintendo releases New Super Mario Bros. Switch: Legacy Edition but it's just New Super Mario Bros. U with a roster update (Toadette) and it's not even New Super Mario Bros. Deluxe.

Tongue of death.

Mario Mario Mario

Pinky evil robot smacking sporty sweaty tank top man, shocking pinky plumber man.

Tough fighty man grabbed by dainty dancy man.

Uh, oh. LGM, here comes your evil doppleganger, RightyPurpleMario.

Can anyone tell me where this render (warning: it's a render of Mario, don't hold your breath) is from beyond a page (i.e. has this been used in other promotional material?) in the Super Mario Bros. Encyclopedia?

Do you remember when I said I was leaving forever?

i’m back

Why is it always Mario? Why couldn't it have been Isabelle.... D:

My life might be a little more complete if there's some 4koma manga that shows the obstacles in Chocolate Fortress as literal pencils.

Feast your eyes upon my art-senal! Twelve pencils, ready to make your bodies my canvas!

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Uh... PENCILS? REALLY? Running out of ideas?

Fuck it, Michel Ancel's probably an asshole just like the rest of the toxic stew that is Ubisoft. Keep Rayman out of Smash. The less Ubisoft property I have to see from then on, the better.

Oh hey, remember last week when Rayman/Beyond Good and Evil creator Michel Ancel announced he was leaving the game industry? Looks like he may have jumped ship as French outlet Liberation was about to do an expose on his abusive management.

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He can have his little fun at a sanctuary while leaving behind people he possibly hurt.


Some translated quotes

"Ganesha City, which [he] asked us to do with a completely stupid level of detail, we only just finished it three years later, and we've had to redo it four or five times. Knowing that we have to do several planets, you can imagine the absurdity of this kind of reasoning."

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"Michel needs the ideas to be his. He often prefers to improvise something of his own rather than listen to the team and look at the structured work we've done at his request."

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"He is able to explain to you that you are a genius, that your idea is great, and then he can take you apart in meetings by saying that you are a piece of shit, that your work is worthless, and not talk to you for a month."

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If you think platformer Mario just dies to a Koopa touching him, I will tell you that the moment he gets a Mushroom, he can survive even a giant impaling metal thing, thousands of times bigger than him, going right through him.


__ oh sheet

How did they screw up Crystal Chronicles Remastered so badly? I've been looking forward to that one.

Pirated copies of Super Mario 3D All Stars are crashing on Switch consoles but some media have the gall to refer to modded consoles as "sullied", like they're contaminated. First, modded Switches are not "sullied" lol, you can always reboot to regular firmware. Second, Nintendo doesn't need your defense, tinkered consoles aren't inherently a bad thing and have features such as save backups, customized games, and custom themes, not just for piracy. Third, a superior emulation for Super Mario 64 in the Switch exists, and Super Mario 64 is the one causing crashing issues. You can be against modded consoles, but be paid to know what the hell you're talking about.

I'm looking at particularly you, screenrant.