Mario: a pumpkin head

Mass shooting at San Jose, California. I'm okay.

I’m a Wario and I’m a gonna win! Ha ha ha rak! *snap*

Good news: in the newest Mario Golf, you can once again give Wario the shock!


The catch is that he's... starting to like it.

The world was a little darker the day pink, green, purple, and cyan ketchup were discontinued.

Due to the way one react has been reworked, we must enshrine the new idea that this

and other similar expressions are now reactions of impotent rage and then enough people will complain and then we must find a new way to express anger.

Man I apologize for flooding your notifications with likes and now this.

I miss you so much, sister.

I'm morbidly amused at how smoking has negative effects on not only your lungs and heart, but also your eyeballs, your teeth, your nose, your hair, your fingernails, your colon, your spleen, your lymph nodes, your ears, your joints, your liver, your gallbladder, your tongue, your stomach, your genitals (for all sexes), your rectum your kidneys, your brain, your appendix, and it gives you wrinkles.

WHAT BODY PART DO CIGARETTES NOT RUIN? They seem to mess with most of your senses including taste, smell, hearing, eyesight.

Just google "smoking and x body part", you'll always get a result.

Also people used to think tobacco was a kind of medicine that could cure everything. The irony is just so....

I'm sorry but I cannot un-think the idea that the stock icons in Smash Ultimate are just Lucky Charms marshmallows

Here is a TV that looks like an apple

When are you going to stop the count?

Wow the same people who can't decide if a dress is white/gold or blue/black can't decide if the Nintendo Switch Lite is purple or blue. Smh my head.

Wario's overalls are the complementary color of the shirt and hat. The shoes are green which is yellow's analogous color. Pink is purple's (well red violet's, and pink is also just red with more light, but who cares) analogous color too. You'd think these colors were just a random ass combination, but no. It's very harmonious. Brilliant character design. Love Wario.

While you're mourning for AlphaDream, be glad it's not repurposed to make cash grab war shooters.

what if i stopped the count

Why do hate on Wario?

VGM and soundtrack lovers that claim they hate lyrics in songs legit baffle me because they never share instrumental songs beyond VGM.

"I HATE LYRICS, LISTEN TO THE ALGORITHM OR HERBIE HANCOCK OR RHAPSODY IN BLUE OR FEA JUR OR ORCHESTRA SUITE NO. 3 IN D MAJOR OR FREEMAN OR IOANNIS ANASTASSAKIS INSTEAD. LISTEN TO BLAST OFF FROM TRIOSCAPES OR MAYBE KUMOMI BY NUJABES, HMMM?? NUJABES'S OTHER SONGS SUCK BECAUSE WORDS."

Homer Simpson vs Mr. Krabs vs Peter Griffin vs Little Mac

who wins

You say to let that sink in, but...

Wario would be a bad referee.

Why are you so obsessed with sink puns?

i originally thought ur pfp was the haha funni anime face

kill me

Let toilets toil

to let that sink in of course

I think Mr. Dream might have some issues to take up with you...

Mario looks like he’s going insane in that pfp