Pellucid Pastel Prison

Dr. Waluigi Frankentime · Jun 2, 2022

Bowls are basically baby sinks.

Let that sink in.

Bubbles · Jun 2, 2022

Toadette: Hey, why did you destroy my house? I thought I had you under my control. You'd better fix it up right now, cause I won't be happy if I have to tell your parents that you're misbehaving.

Pellucid Pastel Prison · Jun 1, 2022

If you don't have both pairs of balls and ovaries, you will not survive Mario Strikers Battle League. Daisy is still scheduled for her surgery.

Happy pride month.

Pellucid Pastel Prison · Jun 1, 2022

We live in society where we show wolves devouring girls, witches getting cooked alive, a boy freezing his head on Pluto, Bowser getting his skin fried off, salmon explicitly inseminating their eggs, but a pregnant man is obscene and children's eyes must be averted.

Pellucid Pastel Prison · Jun 1, 2022

I really want to get an opportunity to pounce on people who say "let that sink in" and ask "what does it want now?"

Pellucid Pastel Prison · May 31, 2022

I learned in elementary school that there are strictly seven colors in the rainbow and saying there are more colors in the world than seven is just woke progressive lies like CRT that shouldn't be taught in school.

Pellucid Pastel Prison · May 30, 2022

There should be an offensive power shot where all a character does is shout expletives and slurs and whatnot.

Rabbid Edge · May 27, 2022

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1529581711784280064

birb >: )

Pellucid Pastel Prison · May 26, 2022

Shaming people for still living with their parents is an attitude I like to see curbed in the future.

You might think you're striking assholes where it hurts but they're not gonna care. You'll end up hitting people who aren't the assholes.

Pellucid Pastel Prison · May 23, 2022

I had a dream where I was somehow MarioWiki chat op. The light blue display and all. Why.

Pellucid Pastel Prison · May 19, 2022

Japanese instant noodles don't hold a candle to the Korean and Chinese ones

Wile E. Coyote · May 19, 2022

Pellucid Pastel Prison · May 16, 2022

So in Paper Mario world, is having washed out pasty colors the equivalent of a sexy suntan? Please tell me the modern Paper Mario games have sun tanning Toads be all blanched as a visual gag.

Wile E. Coyote · May 14, 2022

If I let that sink in, will it try to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula?

Pellucid Pastel Prison · May 14, 2022

When I'm in Home Depot in the plumbing section, I sometimes blurt out. "Gotta Es-cutch-'em All". I have to learn to say it, not spray it.

Let that sink in.

Pellucid Pastel Prison · May 14, 2022

I like pigeons

Pellucid Pastel Prison · May 12, 2022

"personality" and "charm" are such grating buzzwords

Ami · May 6, 2022

Found your theme song

Pellucid Pastel Prison · May 3, 2022

What if Nintendo relinquished their rights of the current Yoshi design to the developers behind Era's Adventures 3D and then started using the older Yoshi design in every future game.

Pellucid Pastel Prison · May 1, 2022

What kind of colors do you associate with May anyway. I made January ice blue, February pink, March green, April a combination of cyan/pink/yellow.... I'm stuck at May

Galaxy Book Sunshine · Apr 30, 2022

Ami · Apr 25, 2022

Booguette · Apr 25, 2022

So I hear you're a pretty good plumber, and I have two questions for you:

One, what is the average speed of a sparrow carrying a coconut through a garbage disposal leading to a sink that smells of Wario, and two how did it survive the toilet grenade I threw down there?