LeftyGreenMario

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    One thing that really upsets me about racing/driving games is that they almost never provide us minivans to race in. GTA V has like, what, one minivan? Out of a kajillion sports cars? That's immersion-breaking, and I won't stand for it.

    Hell I want Hot Wheels to have MORE minivans why don't we have more minivan diecasts (especially the ones with the slide door). I see only that Dodge Caravan which is excellent minivan representation but I want more Toyota Sienna and Honda Odyssey.
    LeftyGreenMario
    How come no one ever says, "Must be a day that ends in 'day'."
    Nate Jacobs
    Nate Jacobs
    Because days usually end in night not day unless you're like in summer Iceland or a couple other areas that year
    LeftyGreenMario
    Best way to insult a video game character in most games is to say their face is nonmanifold. In other games just say their parents are pillow-shaded. Watch them break down and then scream at you at how they're actually rigged to the correct bones or have the correct filters and no stray pixels.
    LeftyGreenMario
    One thing Mario, Luigi, and girls have in common is that their fists are typically bigger than their virtually nonexistent pockets of the pants they wear.
    LeftyGreenMario
    The answer to your technological problems may not be found in a forum post from an internet search but in some Discord server that you don't even know exists.
    LeftyGreenMario
    I wonder if there are real-life Marios who have declared that video game character as a mortal enemy because people won't stop bringing up video game references during conversations with these Marios.
    ClawgripFan9001
    ClawgripFan9001
    I think James Rolfe from Cinemassacre already explored this idea in some way or shape, because back in college, him and Mike Matei made a video where James played the landlord that Mario was named after, and portrayed him as a disgruntled, foul mouthed and beer drinking man who's pissed with Mario because of his success. Don't know if that counts though.
    LeftyGreenMario
    LeftyGreenMario
    It's a comedic act, though, I just wonder how people irl take it. I knew a kid from middle school named Mario and kids made Mario references to him lol.
    ClawgripFan9001
    ClawgripFan9001
    Ah, I see. Yeah, then my answer doesn't count, lol.
    LeftyGreenMario
    I wish early birds can live for a month of the night owl lifestyle because we night owls are forced to adhere to their stupid schedule.
    LeftyGreenMario
    I'm the CEO of an organization called GROW. "Get Rid Of Wario". It's for the growth of Mushroom Kingdom.
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    Koopa con Carne
    Koopa con Carne
    And I'm the CEO of WET: Wario Ethical Treatment. Currently raising funds for a shelter for Wario's, who are facing the threat of extinction.

    This is not a government maneuver to herd them all in one place and make them easier to target.
    LeftyGreenMario
    LeftyGreenMario
    If you don't like this then I suggest you join "DAL" which is also an official organization. It stands for "Dump Awful Luigi".
    Nate Jacobs
    Nate Jacobs
    I guess you could say Wario hasn't GROWn at you at all then.
    LeftyGreenMario
    If you have an irrational hatred for Mario, take comfort in the fact that he's named after a landlord.
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    ClawgripFan9001
    ClawgripFan9001
    Fun fact: When James "Angry Video Game Nerd" Rolfe was in college, him and Mike Matei made a video where James played the landlord Mario was named after, and James portrayed the landlord as a disgruntled angry potty mouthed and beer drinking man who was jealous of Mario's success.
    Princess Viola
    Princess Viola
    That makes me hate him even more!
    LeftyGreenMario
    LeftyGreenMario
    @The Pink Ranger Let yourself stew in your hatred of Mario, it's the only way to enjoy your broiled hatred without risk of food poisoning.
    LeftyGreenMario
    I forgot we were supposed to have E3 this year

    now you guys know what it's like to be me trying my best to ignore this crap and show pity to angry people on hype cycle withdrawal
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    I was going to write "show condescending pity to angry people on hype withdrawal" but thought it was too mean-spirited

    Then I saw Xenoblade 3 getting review bombed on Metacritic.
    LeftyGreenMario
    Hot take: here's a fish to fry: why doesn't Mario Kart Tour add fuel to the fire and have a Fire Mario alt. I'm steamed. These developers are soooo fired!
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    LeftyGreenMario
    LeftyGreenMario
    Eh that won't happen before these alts

    Blonde Anime Cosplayer Dr. Mario
    Sassy Celebrity Peach
    DJ Jockey Businessman Mario
    Daring Dancer Luigi
    Elementary School Teacher Yoshi
    Tacky Carnie Grandfather Chroma Key
    Aspiring Criminal Peach
    Indoor Gym Rat Luigi
    New Age Gardener Rosalina
    Avant Garde French Street Artist Mario
    Hard Working Electrician Waluigi
    Pile of vomit Wario

    Please take notes Nintendo
    Movie Bowser
    Movie Bowser
    Don't forget Slightly Greener Hat Baby Luigi, who's locked behind the Mario Kart Tour Special Hyper Gold Pass Deluxe Booster Pack.
    LeftyGreenMario
    LeftyGreenMario
    Jeez, if that were a thing then his hat color would actually match his shoe color and that would be the sign of the upcoming End Times.
    LeftyGreenMario
    Any media with people voting, driving cars, calling insurance agencies, buying a car, or filing taxes should notify kids of such adult content
    LeftyGreenMario
    See, Daisy just needed a surgery for getting both balls and ovaries to keep up with the rest of the roster.
    Koopa con Carne
    Koopa con Carne
    Maybe Kritter should do the same thing. Doesn't even have to be expensive; bet there are many creatures in the jungle willing to carry out the procedure on him.
    LeftyGreenMario
    LeftyGreenMario
    Kritter is definitely lacking those, but time will tell if Kritter is able to get the necessary procedures especially considering the concerning healthcare access issues in the jungle.
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