If I'm going to get hearing loss, so shall everyone else
Super Mario Boards
Pipsy Mouse
Cocoa
"HEY EVERYONE, MY COCK IS HUGE, I SWEAR!!"
Mermaid Man
Like Luz above me said, they're probably compensating for their small manhood.
Koopa con Carne
body shaming is so funni xDDDDD
Cocoa
I was just a joke originally, and I thought it was obvious as so. That should not have been taken seriously.