Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[TheBlueCatMenace]

Granted, but now you have no happy days and only hard times.
I wish I had art skills.

 

[MegaBowser64]

Granted, but you never get to use your skills.

I wish I could fast forward through life.

 

[Sparks]

Your wish is granted, but you fast forward to when you die.

I wish I could revert my username back to SparksMarioWiki.

 

[Night King]

Your wish is granted, but you fast forward to when you die.

I wish I could revert my username back to SparksMarioWiki.

Granted, you change your name to SporksMarioWiki.

I wish to be the king and queen of cheese.

 

[MegaBowser64]

Granted, you change your name to SporksMarioWiki.

I wish to be the king and queen of cheese.

Granted, but the evil prince of pepper jack eats everything, and the common cheese people pull a coup d'etat, locking you in a giant cheese wheel for the rest of your life

I wish for an anchovy pizza

 

[Primarina]

granted but it's frozen.

I wish Ky Kiske were a canon trans woman

 

[MegaBowser64]

Granted, but Johnny is a canon homophobe

I wish I could fly

 

[Pomni]

Granted, but what that actually means is that you can just get on a plane.

I wish there were more restaurants in walking distance of my apartment.

 

[TheBlueCatMenace]

Granted, but they're always closed.
I wish I didn't have to come up with a wish.