Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Trunks]

Granted: Everyone is Iblis from Sonic 06
I wish Onegai My Melody was officially released with subs and dubs in the USA

 

[TheBlueCatMenace]

Granted, but the only say mean stuff.

I wish I had more time.

 

[Cloudwalker]

Granted, you get one sixtieth of a second more time.

I wish to be able to reverse time.

 

[Evil Power Flotzo]

Granted. It's made out of eyelashes, so it feels extremely itchy on your skin.

I wish I could eat and digest plastic.

 

[Blondie Lockes]

Granted. It's made out of eyelashes, so it feels extremely itchy on your skin.

I wish I could eat and digest plastic.

Granted, but it tastes gross and your superpowers of eating plastic have the side effect you can no longer eat regular food so you need to eat plastic.

I wish that everyone in the UK would go vegan.

 

[TheBlueCatMenace]

Granted, but all vegan products are destroyed.

I wish I didn't have to deal with deadlines.

 

[Sally Acorn (Pre-Genesis)]

Granted, but because there are no deadlines nothing gets done on time and everything is really delayed and slow.

I wish everyone lived for thousands of years.

 

[Cloudwalker]

Granted. That means all the bad people do also.

I wish for a pizza with eggplant, pepperoni, and extra cheese. Nothing else on it, just those. Please.

 

[Blondie Lockes]

Granted, the cheese is a very low quality plasticy cheese, and the pepperoni is too spicy for your spice tolerance

I wish to have a superpower be able to play any song in history, at any time, in any place, at any volume level I choose, without needing a device or internet connection, and I choose who can and can't hear it, and it will sound as high quality as if the musicians were performing on stage in front of me.

 

[Trunks]

Granted, you get noise complaints
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller